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Ten Years On, The Magnificent Seven Still Just Rides John Sturges’ 1960 Original

A tale of seven mercenaries hired to save a Mexican town from a drug lord, told without wit or grace.

By mitch·4 min read
Seven mercenaries stand ready on a hilltop, facing a vast enemy host below.

“The Magnificent Seven” is a remake that knows exactly what it is doing, and does almost none of it well. Directed by Antoine Fuqua and starring Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke, Vincent D’Onofrio, Byung-hun Lee, Martin Henderson, and Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, the film tries to recast John Sturges’ 1960 Western as a modern action thriller. It fails on nearly every level.

Trailer, via HD Retro Trailers.

Sam’s Town

The setup is simple. A small Mexican town is being terrorized by a drug lord named Javier (Dayuan Guo), and the local police chief, Sam (Hawke), can’t protect his people. So he hires seven mercenaries to come in and finish the job. Washington plays the leader of the group.

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The setup is solid. It borrows heavily from the original, where a band of gunslingers is hired to defend a village from bandits. The problem is that the script, written by Richard Wenk, never figures out what it wants to say beyond that basic idea.

Washington’s Problem

Washington is the biggest draw here, and he carries the film whenever he’s on screen. He’s gruff, commanding, and clearly the smartest guy in the room. But the script doesn’t give him enough to do. His character spends most of the runtime explaining the plan, then standing around while everyone else gets shot at.

Pratt is the other lead, playing a former soldier who is trying to find himself after war. His arc is thin, and his performance is mostly competent. The rest of the cast is fine, but they’re all background players in a movie that doesn’t know how to focus.

The Gunfights

The action sequences are where the film should shine. There are shootouts, explosions, and a lot of gunfire. But the editing is frantic, cutting between dozens of angles so quickly that you can’t follow who is shooting at whom. The result is a series of chaotic set pieces that look impressive but feel empty.

Fuqua has made a career out of these kinds of films, and he knows how to stage a big fight. But his style here is too busy. The camera moves constantly, and the audience is left behind.

The Politics and the Monologues

The film is also trying to make a statement about borders, immigration, and the war on drugs. That’s a heavy topic, and it deserves a better vehicle than this. The dialogue is clunky, and the speeches feel like they were written by a committee.

One scene has Washington giving a monologue about why he fights, and it’s so on-the-nose that it’s almost funny. Another has Pratt talking about how he wants to be a man again, and it’s equally flat. These moments are meant to ground the violence in something meaningful, but they just feel like filler.

The Final Standoff and the Score

The climax is a long shootout in the town square, with Javier’s men pouring in from all sides. It’s loud, messy, and overlong. The final stretch drags, and the film feels like it could have been tightened significantly without losing anything.

There are also some continuity errors that slip through. In one scene, a character is hit by a bullet and falls, but in the next shot he’s standing back up. This kind of sloppiness is forgivable in a B-movie, but not in a film of this scale.

The Verdict

“The Magnificent Seven” is a failure of ambition. It wanted to be a gritty, relevant action film, and it ended up being a bloated, noisy mess. The performances are decent, and there are moments of genuine tension, but they are buried under a pile of excess.

The film is not a complete disaster, but it’s close. It’s a remake that adds nothing new, and it doesn’t even get the original right.

Key Facts Box

  • Title: The Magnificent Seven
  • Director: Antoine Fuqua
  • Lead: Denzel Washington
  • Co-Lead: Chris Pratt
  • Score: 5.4/10

Running Order

Scene Time
Opening setup 0–10 min
Hiring of the seven 10–20 min
First attack 20–30 min
Mid-film action 60–80 min
Final showdown 110–135 min

The film earns a 5.4 out of 10.

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