Movie Reviews4.9/10
Bullet Train assembles a cast of assassins — but its plot never catches up
A train full of assassins, a premise better than its execution. Pitt anchors it, but the script falls short.
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Every film we have scored, from 1980s horror to what is in cinemas now.
Movie Reviews4.5/10
’50 First Dates’ Erases Its Own Logic: Sandler’s Amnesiac Comedy Misses Lucy
A man falls in love with a woman who wakes each morning forgetting him, a tale of memory, patience, and a cruel bargain.
Movie Reviews6.8/10
Statham and Johnson Carry Hobbs & Shaw While the Plot Struggles to Match Them
A loud, violent action comedy built around Hobbs and Shaw, whose villain fails to earn our fear.
Movie Reviews5.8/10
Big Fish Review: A Beautiful Failure That Swallows Its Own Tail
A father's tall tales, a son's doubt, and a film that drowns in its own whimsy.
Movie Reviews4.7/10
Sixteen Years On, Percy Jackson Still Beats Out Its Harry Potter Knockoff
A tale of a stolen bolt and a boy who would bear the blame of the gods, a quest beset by folly and haste.
Movie Reviews7.1/10
Eighteen Years On, 8 Mile Still Earns Its Rap-Battle Engine
A tale of Jimmy Smith Jr., who seeks fame through the art of rap battle, in Detroit's shadowed streets.
Movie Reviews6.7/10
Fast & Furious (2009): Street Racing, Family Drama and Big Stunts Return
Dominic Toretto returns to street racing and family drama in this reboot, a wild, loud, thrilling ride with Vin Diesel and Paul Walker.
Movie Reviews7.3/10
‘The Platform’: A Tower Built on Scarcity Pays Off in Its Final Act
A grim tale of a tower wherein food descends, and the hunger below consumes all.
Movie Reviews3.3/10
Fifty Shades Darker Reviews: Dornan Can’t Save a Sequel That Squanders Everything
A sequel that trades depth for spectacle, failing to earn its own promises of power, control, and love.
Movie Reviews8/10
Twenty Years On, Little Miss Sunshine Still Earns Its Tears
A family road trip across California, a national pageant, and a girl who will not be silenced.