Movie Reviews3.3/10
‘The 13th Warrior’: A Good Idea Trapped Inside a Bad Execution
A tale of a poet exiled unto the frozen north to face a creature that dares not be named — a grim and hollow epic.
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Category: Movie Reviews
Every film we have scored, from 1980s horror to what is in cinemas now.
Movie Reviews9/10
Spielberg’s Debut ‘Duel’: 55 Years On, the TV Chase Film That Got It Right
A salesman and a truck engage in a deadly game upon the desert highway, in a tale of terror that still terrifies.
Movie Reviews7/10
‘Trick ‘r Treat’: Sam Enforces Halloween Rules Across Four Uneven Tales
A demon in orange footie pajamas enforces Halloween rules across four stories in this unsettling anthology.
Movie Reviews3.4/10
‘End of Days’: A Failure of Ambition
A bodyguard and a demon battle for a bride's soul in a tale of dread and despair, wrought in vain.
Movie Reviews5.9/10
‘Hot Shots! Part Deux’: A Muddled, Uneven Parody That Lands Only Occasionally
A review of Hot Shots! Part Deux, a 1993 parody of war films starring Charlie Sheen, with mixed humor and a thin plot.
Movie Reviews5.5/10
‘Dude, Where’s My Car?’ Chases Aliens Instead of Its Own Car
A stoner comedy wherein two friends lose a car and find themselves caught in a cosmic scheme beyond their wit.
Movie Reviews7.8/10
Eight Years On, The Sisters Brothers Still Earns Its Quiet Place in the Western Canon
A slow-burning Western tale of two brothers chasing a chemist's secret across the frontier, a meditation on violence and brotherhood.
Movie Reviews4.3/10
Step Up Revolution Review: Dance Numbers Shine, Drama Stumbles
A dance drama of Miami, wherein a girl of ambition seeks a lover amid ruin, yet the tale never fully rises above the routine.
Movie Reviews7.1/10
He-Man Returns Home: Masters of the Universe Earns Its Legend
A review of Travis Knight's Masters of the Universe, starring Nicholas Galitzine, Camila Mendes, and Idris Elba, with a score of 7.1/10.
Movie Reviews4.4/10
Dwayne Johnson Hunts Down Everyone Involved in His Brother’s Death in the Brutal Revenge Thriller Faster
A man with a list, a gun, and vengeance in his heart stalks Los Angeles, leaving ruin behind him.
Movie Reviews8.1/10
Ten Years On, The Wailing Still Delivers a Horror Twist Worth the Wait
A tale of a village cursed by a demon, wherein a father's grief becomes his undoing, and the line between terror and truth grows thin.
Movie Reviews6/10
Jessica Martin Makes a Call From a Stolen Phone, and Ryan Hewitt Has to Hold It
A kidnapped woman makes a call from a stolen phone, and a young man must hold the line open against peril closing in.