Movie Reviews6.5/10
‘The Conjuring 2’: Solid Horror, Weighed Down by a Bloated Runtime and a Rushed Climax
A haunted-house picture of London terror, wherein a demon haunts a family while two investigators fight evil with faith.
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Every film we have scored, from 1980s horror to what is in cinemas now.
Movie Reviews5.2/10
‘Eternals’: Chloé Zhao’s Ambitious Ensemble Stumbles Past Its Own Exposition
A tale of celestial beings upon Earth, wherein heroes of old must choose anew their family, though the telling grows weary.
Movie Reviews4.5/10
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 Buries Its Best Scenes Under Two Hours of Ceremony
A bride and a vampire wed; the tale grows dull ere the child of terror arrives. A review of Breaking Dawn, Part One.
Movie Reviews8/10
Stop-Motion Horror Meets Its Match in Coraline
A tale of a girl who finds a door to a world of wonder and terror, where the mother who waits is not what she seems.
Movie Reviews7.6/10
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’: Reynolds and Jackman Team Up for a Road-Trip Revenge Thriller
A tale of two friends bound by blood and vengeance, upon a road fraught with peril and jest.
Movie Reviews5.9/10
The Lost World: Jurassic Park Review — Bigger, Louder, Messier
A sequel of spectacle wherein dinos roam wild, yet the story wavers amid chaos and ruin.
Movie Reviews4.7/10
Predator Review: The Suit Is a Star, the Story Isn’t
A creature hunts men in the jungle, and the soldiers cannot tell friend from foe until the final hour.
Movie Reviews5.2/10
Twilight Ends With a Shrugging Shrug: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Earns Its 5.2
A tale of twilight ends upon a weary note, wherein a wedding drags and a war of wolves yields naught.
Movie Reviews5.5/10
A Film That Jumps Backward in Time and Then Decides to Stay Where It Is
A gentle time-travel romance where the father's gift shapes a son's doomed love affair, reviewed.
Movie Reviews6.2/10
‘Solo’: Alden Ehrenreich Carries a Heist That Never Finds Its Own Identity
A young Solo joins a Wookiee and a thief to steal the Falcon, in a tale of charm and betrayal marred by a wandering spirit.