Movie Reviews3.4/10
Chris Evans and Ana de Armas Fall Into a Spy Chase in Ghosted, a Premise Too Thin to Land
A tale of love and peril, wherein Cole Turner and Sadie Rhodes become entangled in a chase across borders and mountains.
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Every film we have scored, from 1980s horror to what is in cinemas now.
Movie Reviews5.6/10
The Pale Blue Eye Review: Bale Anchors a Flawed Period Mystery That Can’t Quite Get There
A pale blue eye of mystery, horror, and a killer's confession — a review of Scott Cooper's adaptation of Louis Bayard's novel.
Movie Reviews5.5/10
Road Trip Review: A Long Drive, a Homemade Tape, and a Pulse Worth Holding On To
A frantic journey across America, a stolen tape, and four friends dragged into a panic none of them asked for.
Movie Reviews4.6/10
Hostel: Part II Trades Hotel Tension for a Wider, Thinner Torture Chamber
A sequel of dread: three art students lured into a hostel auction, pursued through Slovak woods by a cruel gang. Horror abounds, yet the tale grows thin.
Movie Reviews4.2/10
Jack Trades His Career for a Family He Never Wanted — The Family Man Review
A wealthy man trades his fortune for a suburban life, but the fantasy proves less sweet than the dream.
Movie Reviews5.1/10
Mark Wahlberg Smuggles a Familiar Heist Plot Through New Orleans in Contraband
A family man dragged back into smuggling to save his wife and children from a drug lord's wrath.
Movie Reviews6.8/10
eXistenZ Review: Cronenberg’s Game Designer Experiment Stumbles Midway
A game designer enters her own creation, a realm where reality and fiction blur, pursued by assassins and Realists alike.
Movie Reviews6.4/10
Two Weeks Notice Review: Bullock and Grant Carry a Premise That Sags in the Middle
A lawyer and a wealthy playboy fall in love despite their opposing views on real estate in this light romantic comedy.
Movie Reviews7.2/10
‘Late Night with the Devil’: Broadcast Horror That Mostly Earns Its Nerve
A tale of terror wherein a broadcast becomes a trap, and a host dares all to save his failing show.
Movie Reviews1.7/10
Matt Stifler Gets Sent to Band Camp in This Spin-Off, and It Never Quite Pays Off
A boy sent to band camp as punishment finds girls, rivals, and a bagpipe duel in this forgettable American Pie spin-off.
Movie Reviews5.1/10
Four Years On, Day Shift Still Struggles to Deliver on Its Own Premise
A pool cleaner in Los Angeles secretly hunts vampires, but his desperate tale never quite takes flight.
Movie Reviews5/10
The Other Boleyn Girl Review: Portman Shines, But the Script Can’t Keep Up With Its Own Ambitions
A tale of two sisters, one king, and ambition that destroys all, wherein Portman's cunning and Bana's fury redeem a script of many faults.