Movie Reviews7/10
‘Eight Below’ Trusts Its Dogs More Than Its Humans
A guide's faithful dogs endure a blizzard's cruel silence, until hope stirs again and they break free one by one.
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Every film we have scored, from 1980s horror to what is in cinemas now.
Movie Reviews6.6/10
Bryan Cranston Leads a Solid True-Crime Thriller That Drags at Its End
A tale of a customs agent who goes deep beneath the shadow of a vast money machine, carried by a master actor whose face betrays nothing.
Movie Reviews6.5/10
Jim Carrey Escapes Prison Four Times to Be With Ewan McGregor in I Love You Phillip Morris
A man of many names, a lover he would not betray, though his crimes grew ever stranger.
Movie Reviews6.6/10
Two Worlds, One Collision: Another Earth Review Weighs the Cost of Knowing Another You Exists
A quiet science fiction tale of two worlds, one guilt, and a bond tested by a journey beyond this earth.
Movie Reviews7.9/10
Candyman Turns a Chicago Legend Into a Study of Fear
A tale of Cabrini-Green's legend, wherein a painter's curse is wrought by the chanting of his name, five times told.
Movie Reviews3/10
Tommy Lee Jones Returns as Gerard in U.S. Marshals — a Sequel That Never Earns Its Keep
A sequel to a legend, wherein a deputy marshal chases a fugitive through Kentucky swamps, yet betrays itself of soul.
Movie Reviews0.8/10
365 Days: This Day Repeats Its Formula and Loses the Tension
A bride is betrayed by her groom, a rival seeks her, and a gardener promises her every pleasure. A tale of terror and desire.
Movie Reviews1.6/10
Billy Madison Review: Stupid Isn’t Funny, It’s Just Annoying
A tale of a man who would remain a child, though all the world bids him grow up. A wretched jest, scarcely worth the hour.
Movie Reviews2.6/10
‘Planes’ Knows How to Look at Planes but Not at People: 2.6/10
A dusty crop-duster dreams of racing, yet dares not rise above the clouds — a tale of wings, betrayal, and a hollow triumph.
Movie Reviews5.8/10
Ethan, Isaac and Chris Go Down One Last Christmas Eve in The Night Before
Three lifelong friends spend one final chaotic Christmas Eve in New York City, chasing parties and drugs before their bond breaks.
Movie Reviews6.7/10
A Man Asks for a Southerner’s World — and Finds It Comes With Two Tears
A man fakes a disability to escape his town and instead lands in a southern village where he cries twice: once arriving, once leaving.
Movie Reviews7.4/10
‘In the Line of Fire’: Eastwood’s Ghost Hunts a Killer Through Washington
A Secret Service agent haunted by his failure to save Kennedy faces a former CIA killer in a tense Washington thriller.