Movie Reviews4.6/10
Seven Years On, in the Tall Grass Still Traps Viewers in Its Cornfield
A field of grass that traps a woman, her brother, and a boy, while a father searches too late for them.
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Category: Movie Reviews
Every film we have scored, from 1980s horror to what is in cinemas now.
Movie Reviews9.4/10
A Lifetime Between Two People, Told in Fragments
A tale of two souls once bound, sundered by distance, and reunited too late, wherein regret and memory weigh heavier than desire.
Movie Reviews5.2/10
The Human Centipede Joins Its Victims Together — Literally
A retired surgeon's scheme joins two girls into a living chain, in a horror film of literal dread and terrible patience.
Movie Reviews8.1/10
‘Jackie’: Portman’s Masterful Portrait of a Widow Carrying the Weight of a Nation
A widow speaks of her husband's legacy amid grief and power, in Natalie Portman's finest hour.
Movie Reviews7.1/10
The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special Brings Bacon Back to Knowhere
A short, sweet Guardians holiday special: Kevin Bacon, Mantis's secret, and the Old 97's, reviewed.
Movie Reviews5.4/10
Clooney and Spacey Battle It Out in The Men Who Stare at Goats
A satirical tale of a U.S. Army unit that once sought to harness psychic power as a weapon of war.
Movie Reviews4.7/10
Herbie Fully Loaded Review: A Car That’s Funny, A Story That Isn’t
A tale of a car with a mind of its own, a racer, and a girl who trusts neither — a comedy that cannot decide what it wants to be.
Movie Reviews6/10
‘Saw X’ Lets Tobin Bell Punish the Scammers Who Defrauded Him
Tobin Bell returns as John Kramer for a Mexico-set revenge tale of traps, deception, and a clinic full of doomed souls.
Movie Reviews4.3/10
‘Hunter Killer’ Sinks Under Its Own Weight: 4.3/10
A submarine vanishes, a coup brews, and a Navy captain races to save a kidnapped president in this tense, forgettable thriller.
Movie Reviews8.6/10
Aaron Eckhart Plays a Tobacco Spokesman Who Can’t Stop Lying — Even to His Son
A satirical comedy about a tobacco spokesman who lies for a living while his son watches him do it.
Movie Reviews4.9/10
Four Brothers Review: Four Actors, One Empty Revenge Thriller
Four adopted brothers seek vengeance for their mother's death, but this loud revenge thriller forgets grief for explosions.
Movie Reviews6/10
‘Ri¢hie Ri¢h’: Culkin and Hyde Hold a Mansion Full of Empty Gags
A rich boy finds friendship amid thieves and jests, though his fortune cannot buy a single true companion.