Movie Reviews4.1/10
Seven Years On, The Curse of La Llorona Still Can’t Shake Its Own Worst Instincts
A legend of a weeping woman, a mother's terror, and a horror that never fully arrives.
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Category: Movie Reviews
Every film we have scored, from 1980s horror to what is in cinemas now.
Movie Reviews5.4/10
Deep Blue Sea Reviews: Sharks Grew Smarter Than the Film Knew What to Do With Them
A tale of mako sharks bred for intellect, a sunken lab, and a cook who finds shelter in the oven.
Movie Reviews5.1/10
Malignant Review: Wan’s Dread Holds Up, But the Twist Does Not
A woman's waking visions become real murders in James Wan's Malignant, a film that scares well yet explains too much.
Movie Reviews7.6/10
Mia Goth Goes From Sweet to Savage in Pearl, a Slow-Burn Origin Story
A young farm girl's dream of fame turns monstrous in Ti West's slow-burn horror prequel, with Mia Goth giving a chilling performance.
Movie Reviews4.7/10
‘The Strangers’ Review: Masked Men Arrive at the House, and the Movie Never Lets Up
Three masked strangers besiege a house, and terror reigns; a review of the horror film The Strangers.
Movie Reviews6.7/10
Fear Street: 1994 Reviews the Evil That Never Left Its Town
A tale of terror, mystery, and a town's cursed past, wherein the present hour cannot escape the shadow of centuries gone by.
Movie Reviews3.4/10
Elektra Review: Jennifer Garner’s Contract Killer Never Commits to Its Own Premise
A review of Elektra, a dark revenge tale that fails to deliver the promised fury and despair.
Movie Reviews5.6/10
Zack and Miri Make a Porno Review: Rogen and Banks Carry a Premise That Outruns Its Own Jokes
A ribald comedy wherein lifelong friends make an adult film to settle their debts, with laughter and tenderness in equal measure.
Movie Reviews2.6/10
Seventeen Years On, Pandorum Still Succeeds Where Most Sci-Fi Horror Ships Fail
A review of Pandorum, a slow-burn sci-fi horror thriller that gets lost in its own madness.
Movie Reviews6.6/10
Thirteen Years On, You’re Next Still Succeeds Because It Never Trusts Its Victims
A brutal family reunion turns into a killing ground. 'You're Next' earns its reputation for being nasty and smart.
Movie Reviews3.6/10
‘That Awkward Moment’ Is a Pact That Never Pays Off
A trio of friends vow eternal bachelorhood, then betray each other nightly; a tale of awkward moments, repeated ad nauseam.
Movie Reviews2.8/10
A Salvage Crew, a Sunken Ship, and the Twist That Never Arrives
A haunted ship, a salvage crew, and a twist nobody cares about. Ghost Ship reviews the film's failed ambitions.