Movie Reviews6.1/10
Thirty-Six Years On, Kindergarten Cop Remains a Solid Comedy Built on One Man’s Pretense
A gruff cop pretends to be a kindergarten teacher, and the joke is that he's actually better at it than he ever was at policing.
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Category: Movie Reviews
Every film we have scored, from 1980s horror to what is in cinemas now.
Movie Reviews5.9/10
Tarantino and Rodriguez Land the Jokes, Anders and Rockwell Don’t in Four Rooms
A hotel, a night, four rooms, four tales — some witty, some dull — each told by a separate director, each stranger unto the next.
Movie Reviews6.5/10
‘Beverly Hills Cop II’: Axel Foley Chases Karla Fry’s Alphabet Robberies
Axel Foley returns to Beverly Hills in this sequel, chasing a killer amid alphabet robberies and a cement mixer chase.
Movie Reviews5.2/10
Two Sisters, One Cage: 47 Meters Down Reviews the Horror of Being Trapped
Two sisters trapped in a shark cage deep beneath the sea, where terror waits at every turn. A tale of dread and confinement.
Movie Reviews4.6/10
Don’t Breathe 2 Trades Cabin Tension for a Wider Canvas — and Loses Some Precision
A blind man takes his daughter from her cabin into a wider fight she cannot win, in this sequel of terror.
Movie Reviews8.4/10
Two Girls Spend One Night Replaying Their Whole High School Career
Two high school seniors cram four years of missed fun into one wild night in this funny, tender coming-of-age comedy.
Movie Reviews6/10
Sebastian Caine Loses His Flesh and Humanity in Hollow Man
A man's flesh dissolves into nothing, leaving behind a hollow terror that stalks those who trusted him.
Movie Reviews6.8/10
Conan the Barbarian Review: Arnold’s Body Outruns the Script
A man of steel, bound by vengeance, battles a monstrous foe in a temple of dread. A tale of swords, sorcery, and a destiny refused.
Movie Reviews4.6/10
Millie Bobby Brown’s Big Idea Can’t Save This Weak Damsel
A princess bound to a dragon's fate, a tale of sacrifice and escape that never quite delivers its promised end.
Movie Reviews6.4/10
‘I Am Mother’ Review: A Solid Bunker Thriller Ruined By a Betrayal Twist
A sealed bunker, a single mother, and a daughter who dares question her fate. A tense tale of trust betrayed.
Movie Reviews5.3/10
A Zombie Movie That Keeps Asking What a Zombie Movie Even Means
A dead man's tale of a small town where the dead walk again, told with wit and dread.
Movie Reviews9.1/10
Pattinson Plays Hansen’s Undercover Work — and Earns Career-High Praise for It
Robert Pattinson stars in 'Primetime,' a gripping drama about Chris Hansen's notorious TV investigation.