Movie Reviews6.1/10
Ten Years On, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows Still Can’t Shake Its Own Shadows
A tale of turtles and a warlord's realm, wherein haste doth undo ambition.
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Every film we have scored, from 1980s horror to what is in cinemas now.
Movie Reviews3.1/10
Sandler and Barrymore Reunite at a South African Resort in Blended — and the Romance Never Gels
A father and a mother, each bearing a loss, cross paths at a faraway resort, bound by fate into a union neither seeks.
Movie Reviews6.3/10
Rocky Balboa Review: Stallone’s Last Stand Is a Flawed but Moving Love Letter to the Past
Sly Stallone returns as Rocky Balboa, trading championship glory for a quieter fight against mortality in this heartfelt sequel.
Movie Reviews2/10
Saw V Cuts Off Its Own Hand: Hoffman’s Promotion Is Worthless and the Sewer Tests Collapse
A grim tale of traps and deceit wherein a man named Hoffman falls from grace amid a labyrinth of horrors.
Movie Reviews5.1/10
Johnny English Review: Rowan Atkinson’s Bumbling Spy Comedy Misses Its Mark
A bumbling clerk becomes Britain's last agent in this spy comedy, where pratfalls replace wit and the crown jewels barely matter.
Movie Reviews6.3/10
Atlantis: Milo’s Return Review — Pleasant But Unremarkable
A sequel assembled from forgotten TV episodes, Atlantis: Milo's Return recalls a legend, yet delivers only a shadow of its former glory.
Movie Reviews9.1/10
Before Sunset Review: Eighty Minutes, One City, Two People Who Can’t Stop Talking
A review of Richard Linklater's Before Sunset, the romantic drama that compresses eight years into one Paris afternoon.
Movie Reviews6.1/10
Babylon Review: Chazelle’s Epic About Talkies Is Loud, Sprawling, and Worth It
A review of Damien Chazelle's Babylon, a sprawling epic about silent cinema's fall and the rise of talkies.
Movie Reviews5.3/10
Seven Years On, Annabelle Comes Home Still Plays It Safe — and Gets Away With It
A haunted doll breaks free of its glass prison, unleashing spirits upon a house and a child threatened by unseen forces.
Movie Reviews8.1/10
Two Sisters, One Planet: Dunst’s Breakdown and Gainsbourg’s Calm Anchor Lars von Trier’s Melancholia
A tragic tale of two sisters, one bride undone by dread, the other a watcher of a wandering star that threatens all.
Movie Reviews7.2/10
Pattinson Plays a Clone in Mickey 17, and the Comedy Actually Works
A man of many lives dies again and again for the sake of mankind, in this strange tale of labor, memory, and the colony world beyond.
Movie Reviews6/10
Chris Evans Plays a Serious Buzz Lightyear in Pixar’s Spin-Off, Which Skips Decades Offscreen
A ranger marooned on a hostile world, his trials spanning decades, and the people he leaves behind.