Movie Reviews3.4/10
Twenty Years On, Disney’s Haunted Mansion Still Has the Eeriest Set Design in Hollywood
A grim and dismal mansion wherein a family of mortals is ensnared among phantoms, yet the jests fall flat and terror is but a shadow.
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Tag: cult classic
Movie Reviews4.3/10
Eight Years On, Slender Man Still Scares Because It Refuses to Explain Its Monster
A grim tale of four maidens who summon a spectral terror, yet find only faint dread instead of true horror.
TV Reviews7.9/10
How Scooby-Doo’s 1985 Spinoff Brought Back the Old Gang for One Final Adventure
A look back at The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo, a spooky, globe-trotting 1985 adventure that remains a cult favorite.
Movie Reviews6.4/10
Napoleon Dynamite Review: A Small Film With a Big Heart
A review of Napoleon Dynamite, a strange film about a strange boy from Preston, Idaho, whose sincerity carries it beyond its thin script.
Movie Reviews5.5/10
Road Trip Review: A Long Drive, a Homemade Tape, and a Pulse Worth Holding On To
A frantic journey across America, a stolen tape, and four friends dragged into a panic none of them asked for.
5 Great HBO Comedies That Almost Nobody Talks About Anymore
A list of five forgotten HBO comedies, from Tenacious D to High Maintenance, worth remembering before they vanish entirely.
Movie Reviews6.9/10
John Carpenter’s Christine Still Runs On Nerve, Not Reason
A tale of a car that desires its master's ruin, and a youth who sells his soul for its favor.
Movie Reviews2.7/10
‘Coyote Ugly’ Turns Women Into Commodity and Calls It Empowerment
A tale of a maiden who sells herself unto strangers for gain, yet finds her song neglected while her form is celebrated.
Movie Reviews6.7/10
Naomi Scott Carries Smile 2’s Messy Pop-Star Horror Premise
A pop star's career takes off while her mind falls apart — a tale of dread and possession that falls short of its premise.
Movie Reviews7.1/10
The Return of the Living Dead Turns Zombies Into a Punk Comedy Classic
A tale of the living dead who hunger not for flesh but brains, a comedy of terror that still amuses forty years on.
Movie Reviews6.1/10
The Faculty Review: Rodriguez’s Body-Snatcher Thriller Can’t Decide Between Horror and Teen Drama
A tale of six students who discover their teachers are possessed by alien parasites, yet the terror never fully takes hold.
Movie Reviews9.4/10
Three Kings Review: Clooney, Wahlberg, Ice Cube and Jonze Steal Kuwait’s Gold in a War Zone
A war film of greed, gold, and survival in the desert, where four soldiers fight for freedom amid a heist gone wrong.