Movie Reviews3.4/10
‘Keeping Up With the Joneses’: Spy Thriller, Comedy, Satire — None of Them Work
A suburban satire about spies and neighbors gone wrong, reviewed for its missed opportunities and misplaced tones.
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Movie Reviews4.3/10
Eight Years On, Slender Man Still Scares Because It Refuses to Explain Its Monster
A grim tale of four maidens who summon a spectral terror, yet find only faint dread instead of true horror.
Movie Reviews4.9/10
Clive Owen Protects a Baby From a Hitman in Shoot ‘Em Up
A drifter protects a newborn from assassins in a wild, violent chase through a neon city. Clive Owen stars in this shoot-em-up thriller.
Movie Reviews6.3/10
Dante’s Peak Review: Brosnan’s Warning Outweighs the Disaster’s Slow Burn
A volcano rumbles, a town trembles, and a hero fights to save all within Dante's Peak.
Movie Reviews5.4/10
Old School Review: Mitch-a-Palooza Saves a Fraternity Comedy That Can’t Explain Why
A comedy of three grown men who try to reclaim college glory by founding a fraternity, failing mostly to be anything else.
Movie Reviews3.2/10
Eleven Years On, This 2015 Scout Handbook Still Treats Zombies Like a Real Emergency
A trio of scouts find themselves the only ones prepared when a zombie outbreak strikes their small town in this parody of the genre.
Movie Reviews5.4/10
Stanley and Sophie Fall for Each Other in Woody Allen’s 2014 Romance
A meditation on faith, science, and the limits of reason, set amid the gilded excess of the French Riviera.
Movie Reviews5.9/10
The Pink Panther (2006): Steve Martin’s Clouseau Is Dim Rather Than Clever, But Sometimes Funny
A village idiot's clumsy quest for a stolen diamond amid a murder of poison, a pop star, and a chief inspector's ambition.
Movie Reviews3.3/10
Sixteen Years On, the Leap Year Premise Still Beats the Film That Carried It
A woman travels to Ireland to propose on leap day, but the surly driver she hires stands in her way in this doomed romantic comedy.
Movie Reviews7.6/10
Dan Stevens Plays the Devil in the Details in The Guest
A soldier enters a grieving home and becomes a guest whose presence brings ruin, in this tight, chilling tale.
Movie Reviews5.9/10
‘Beverly Hills Cop III’: A Bloated, Middling Entry That Never Lives Up to Its Ambitions
A tale of a counterfeit plot within a park of wonder, wherein a Detroit officer chases a phantom villain, and the jest grows thin.
Movie Reviews5.2/10
Serendipity Review: Fate’s Signals Are There — the Film Just Ignores Them
A tale of two lovers, fate, and a glove, wherein a pleasant trifle forgets its own rules. A review of Serendipity.