Movie Reviews6.7/10
Tom & Jerry Review: Kayla’s Desperation Outruns the Chase
A cat and a mouse enter a grand hotel; a maid's dread grows ever more vast. A tale of chases, voices, and a fate too swift.
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Movie Reviews8.5/10
Forty-Five Years On, Das Boot Still Makes the Sea Feel Like a Living Enemy
A grim, claustrophobic tale of a German submarine crew in World War II, a masterwork of dread and humanity.
Movie Reviews3.7/10
‘Only God Forgives’: Nicolas Winding Refn’s Revenge Drama Is a Stylish Mess
A tale of vengeance, cruelty and forgiveness wherein a silent man and his terrible mother wage war upon a phantom soul.
Movie Reviews5.5/10
In ‘Violent Night,’ Santa Claus Becomes a Warrior — and the Film Never Explains Why He Has to
A grim, immortal warrior named Santa Claus battles mercenaries in a wealthy mansion on Christmas Eve, in a wild, violent tale.
Movie Reviews3.7/10
Robin Williams Can’t Save Flubber From Its Own Scattershot Ambitions
A tale of a professor whose invention, though wondrous, cannot save him from a dull and repetitious film.
Movie Reviews5.1/10
Mowgli Review: A Competent, Often Handsome Failure
A boy raised by wolves faces a tiger's wrath in this tale of legend, wherein actors' voices become beasts of dread.
Movie Reviews1/10
Legend of the White Dragon Review: Schoenke’s Obsession Destroys the White Dragon
A fugitive hero's legend proves hollow in this hollow tale of shadow, vengeance, and a family betrayed.
Movie Reviews6.2/10
‘Loving Vincent’ Paints a Murder Mystery Out of Van Gogh’s Letters
A tale of oil canvases brought to motion, wherein a painter's death remains a riddle unsolved.
Movie Reviews2.5/10
‘Rings’: A Cursed Tape, a Shrug of an Ending
A young woman sacrifices herself to save her lover after watching a cursed videotape, yet the horror sequel fails utterly.
Movie Reviews4.4/10
Thirteen Years On, Ashton Kutcher’s Steve Jobs Still Struggles to Capture the Man Behind the Myth
A review of Jobs, starring Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs, which rushes through decades without ever finding the courage to dig beneath the surface.
Movie Reviews5.9/10
‘The Perfect Storm’: A Disaster Movie That Forgets to Make Us Care About the Disaster
A tale of a tempestuous sea and a fishing vessel doomed beneath its wrath, reviewed for its fury and folly.
Movie Reviews5.2/10
‘Water for Elephants’: Pattinson and Witherspoon Carry a Thin Script
A circus romance in the Great Depression, where Pattinson and Witherspoon's chemistry carries a script too thin for greatness.