Movie Reviews3.8/10
Turbo Review: A Snail With Super Speed and a Story Without Limits
A snail with a car's engine dreams of winning the Indianapolis 500 in this animated comedy with a premise that never quite takes flight.
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Movie Reviews6.7/10
Segel’s Writing Carries Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Its Rock-Star Subplot Is a Mess
A man goes to Hawaii to forget his ex, finds her there, and falls for a hotel concierge instead in this funny, flawed comedy.
Movie Reviews4.3/10
Six Years On, The New Mutants Still Feels Like a Premature Ending to a Story It Never Finished
A grim tale of five young mutants trapped within a secret house, doomed by their own dread powers, reviewed.
Movie Reviews3.7/10
Battle: Los Angeles Review: A Disaster Movie That Never Delivers a Disaster
A city besieged by unseen foes, a platoon of Marines, and a battle that never quite lands. A hollow, repetitive tale of survival.
Movie Reviews6.9/10
Fantastic 4: First Steps Review — A Solid Origin Story That Drags in the Middle
A tale of the Fantastic Four, wherein Reed, Sue, Johnny, and Ben unite against a devouring space god, told in spectacle and sorrow.
Movie Reviews7.2/10
‘A History of Violence’: Mortensen Anchors Cronenberg’s Quiet Genre Masterpiece
A quiet diner owner becomes a hero after killing spree killers, then must hide his true identity from his wife and town.
Movie Reviews4/10
Klaatu Comes to Earth Again: A Remake That Means Well and Does Little
A review of The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), a failed remake that substitutes climate dread for nuclear terror.
Movie Reviews6.1/10
Ten Years On, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows Still Can’t Shake Its Own Shadows
A tale of turtles and a warlord's realm, wherein haste doth undo ambition.
Movie Reviews3.1/10
Sandler and Barrymore Reunite at a South African Resort in Blended — and the Romance Never Gels
A father and a mother, each bearing a loss, cross paths at a faraway resort, bound by fate into a union neither seeks.
Movie Reviews6.3/10
Rocky Balboa Review: Stallone’s Last Stand Is a Flawed but Moving Love Letter to the Past
Sly Stallone returns as Rocky Balboa, trading championship glory for a quieter fight against mortality in this heartfelt sequel.
Movie Reviews2/10
Saw V Cuts Off Its Own Hand: Hoffman’s Promotion Is Worthless and the Sewer Tests Collapse
A grim tale of traps and deceit wherein a man named Hoffman falls from grace amid a labyrinth of horrors.
Movie Reviews6.3/10
Atlantis: Milo’s Return Review — Pleasant But Unremarkable
A sequel assembled from forgotten TV episodes, Atlantis: Milo's Return recalls a legend, yet delivers only a shadow of its former glory.