
Six Vampire Films So Tied to Their Moment They Can’t Be Remade
A ranking of six vampire movies so perfect, nobody wants a remake of them.


A ranking of six vampire movies so perfect, nobody wants a remake of them.

Underworld: Blood Wars, the fifth and final franchise film, runs 91 minutes and never finds its reason. A review of the 2017 Kate Beckinsale sequel.

Blade: Trinity review — the 2004 vampire sequel that wasted its daylight premise, its villain Drake, and the Nightstalkers alliance. Rated 5.9/10.

Underworld: Evolution review — the 2006 sequel explains its own backstory instead of dramatizing it, scoring 1.7 of 10 despite Kate Beckinsale.

Blade II review: Guillermo del Toro's 2002 sequel with Wesley Snipes, the Bloodpack and the Reapers. It grossed $155 million. Score: 5.2/10.

Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) review: Oldman's dual performance, Eiko Ishioka's Oscar-winning costumes, and a romance that doesn't hold.

Dracula Untold review: Luke Evans plays Vlad the Impaler in a 92-minute origin story that races through battles and never lets its three-day curse breathe.

A retro review of From Dusk Till Dawn, the 1996 Rodriguez-Tarantino crime film that turns into a vampire siege, starring Clooney, Keitel and Salma Hayek.

Underworld (2003) review: Kate Beckinsale's Selene hunts Lycans in Len Wiseman's vampire war epic that launched a franchise on a $22M budget.

Breaking Dawn Part 1 review: a wedding, a honeymoon, a pregnancy that shouldn't be possible — and 117 minutes of setup with no third act.

Breaking Dawn Part 2 ends Twilight with a vampire birth, a false accusation and a snowy standoff, plus a nostalgia-filled credits montage.

Twilight hit theaters November 21, 2008, grossed $412 million, and launched a franchise. A review of Catherine Hardwicke's film: 4.8/10.
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