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Sandra Bullock Leads a Heist Crew That’s All Women, and the Film Stays Glossy Rather Than Surprising

Sandra Bullock leads a crew of eight women to rob the Met Gala in Ocean's Eight. A fun, well-cast heist that never quite surprises. 6.9/10.

By mitch·4 min read
A company of ladies gathers beneath the bright lights of a gala, arrayed in fine raiment, as though they were about to commit some bold deed.

Sandra Bullock plays Debbie Ocean, a criminal mastermind who walks out of prison and straight into a plan. Her target is the Met Gala, New York’s annual fashion event, and the necklace she means to take off a star’s neck.

Trailer, via Warner Bros..

Debbie Ocean Walks Out of Prison

Debbie has spent time inside. She comes out with a scheme already built, and the film gives her one job: assemble the crew. Gary Ross directs, and he wrote the script with Olivia Milch. The tagline is “Every con has its pros,” which is the whole promise of the thing.

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The crew is the point. Debbie does not do this alone, and Ocean’s Eight knows it.

The Crew of Thieves

Eight women, eight jobs, one night. The cast is the film’s real architecture, and it holds up.

  • Sandra Bullock as Debbie Ocean
  • Cate Blanchett as Lou
  • Anne Hathaway as Daphne Kluger
  • Mindy Kaling as Amita
  • Sarah Paulson as Tammy
  • Awkwafina as Constance
  • Rihanna as Nine Ball
  • Helena Bonham Carter as Rose Weil

Richard Armitage plays Claude Becker, James Corden plays John Frazier, and Elizabeth Ashley and Dana Ivey appear as Ethel and Diana. That is a deep bench for a 111-minute crime comedy.

Two Thieves, Two Jobs

The film leans on contrast inside the crew. Two of the eight carry the most weight, and they are not built the same way.

Character Actor Function in the crew
Debbie Ocean Sandra Bullock Mastermind who builds the plan
Lou Cate Blanchett Partner at Debbie’s side
Daphne Kluger Anne Hathaway The target at the Met Gala
Nine Ball Rihanna Technical member of the eight

Debbie runs the con. Lou runs with her. Daphne is the target, and the Met Gala is where the target stands still long enough to be worked.

What the Met Gala Setting Buys the Film

A heist needs a room the audience already believes in. The Met Gala gives Ocean’s Eight one. It is an annual event, it is in New York, and it is full of people dressed to be looked at. A necklace on a star at a gala is not a stretch.

Ross keeps the machinery moving. At 111 minutes, the film does not sit still, and it does not ask the audience to learn a new world. Crime, comedy and action are the three gears, and all three get their time.

Where Ocean’s Eight Comes Up Short

The film is a good time and not much more. Bullock is steady at the center, and Blanchett gives her a partner worth watching. Hathaway gets the most room to play, and she takes it. Kaling, Paulson, Awkwafina, Rihanna and Bonham Carter all get their turn, and none of them get enough of it.

That is the real problem. A crew film lives on the crew, and Ocean’s Eight spreads eight women across 111 minutes. The result is a set of good moments instead of a set of good characters. You remember the pieces. You do not remember the people.

The plot does what it says. Debbie gathers a crew of female thieves to pull off a heist at the Met Gala. That is the film, start to finish, and it does not pretend otherwise. The question is whether the execution earns the setup. It half does.

The Score

The published audience score sits at 6.9 out of 10, from 8980 votes on TMDB. That number is fair, and it is fair for a reason. Ocean’s Eight is a well-built, well-cast crime comedy that never becomes more than the sum of its parts.

The parts are good. Bullock and Blanchett make a convincing pair, and the film gives them a plan worth following. The Met Gala is the right room. The tone is light and the pace is quick. Nothing here is broken.

But nothing here is surprising either. The con runs the way cons run. The crew gets its moments and then the credits come. For a film built on eight women, the film spends a lot of its time making sure none of them outshines the plan. That is the wrong call.

Ocean’s Eight is worth the 111 minutes. It is not worth more than that. 6.9/10.

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