A TikTok user has laid out her exact rules for the perfect night out — and made it clear there’s no room for negotiation.
Kamy, who posts under the handle @kamycangoanywhere, shared her detailed ideal evening in a video that drew widespread engagement. Her vision involves shots, dancing, a stranger kiss, and going home with her girls. Anyone whose idea of a good time differs from hers might not be invited.
Pregame Starts at Home
Kamy’s night out begins at her house. She has the drinks ready and wants her friends to arrive while she’s “almost getting ready.”
“I have tequila, I have the seltzers, I have the cup waters, I also have all of the chasers that we’re gonna need,” she said.
While she finishes her makeup, the shots begin. “While I am finishing my makeup, you shot, shot. Minimum two, maybe three shots,” Kamy said.
When the Uber is five minutes away, everyone takes two more shots back to back. That brings the count to at least four before the car even arrives.
Uber, Music, and the Club
Once in the Uber, Kamy asks the driver one question: “Is it okay if we play the music?” After getting permission, the group plays a mix of early-2000s pop, Afrobeats, and club hits.
At the club, Kamy said she handles getting everyone to the front of the line. The promoter takes them to a section — but they don’t stay there.
“We’re not staying in that section, no,” she continued. “He hands us the bottle, another shot. At this point, we have had 4 shots. Immediately, dance floor.”
After dancing, the group heads back to the promoter’s table for another round of shots. Then they move to a second club.
Locking Eyes With a Stranger
At the second club, Kamy spots someone. “Oh my gosh, we locked eyes,” she said.
They end up on the dance floor, where she and the man kiss. With a bright smile, she said, “I’m kissing a stranger, oh my gosh!” She added, “All of my homegirls, all of you guys, kissing a stranger. We all found somebody.”
The night continues with hunger. The group hops into another Uber and heads to a Waffle House or a taco joint.
“After that, the men pay for the food,” said the TikTok user with a big smile. “We were like 8 shots in; we have not paid for our food, we have not lost anything.”
Going Home With the Girls
When the Uber arrives, the man Kamy met tries to come with her. She declines.
“You are not coming with me; I am going home with my girls,” she said. She ends the scenario by giving him a kiss and asking him to text her in the morning.
The video ends with Kamy saying, “We go home, pass out, boom! If that is not your definition of a dream night, don’t even stick your fingers out to ask if you can come out with me. Because the answer is no.”
What Viewers Said
The comments section filled with responses. One commenter wrote, “Getting drunk and making out with a stranger but going home with my girls is my favorite way to end a night at a club.”
“I’m 33 now; 5 [sic] shots, I would’ve never made it to the Uber. I’m going to SLEEP,” another commenter joked.
The Daily Dot was unable to independently verify the events described in the video. The details reflect the account shared by @kamycangoanywhere on TikTok.
Counting the Shots
- Two to three shots while Kamy finishes her makeup
- Two shots back to back when the Uber is five minutes away
- One shot from the bottle at the promoter’s section
- Another round of shots back at the promoter’s table
- Roughly eight shots total by the time they reach the food stop
Key Facts
- TikTok handle: @kamycangoanywhere
- Shots before the club: at least four
- Shots by the food stop: approximately eight
- Music in the Uber: early-2000s pop, Afrobeats, club hits
- Food stops: Waffle House or a taco joint
- Who pays for food: the men
The night ends with the group going home together. Kamy’s rules are clear, and her standards are firm. If your dream night looks different, don’t bother asking to come along.
Source: dailydot.com
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