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Fifty Years On, The Bionic Woman Still Delivers a Guilty Pleasure

A review of The Bionic Woman, the 1970s spy series starring Lindsay Wagner as a woman rebuilt with bionic parts.

By mitch·3 min read
A woman in a dark jumpsuit stands on a rooftop at night, her arm and ear glowing with bionic light.

The Bionic Woman ran from 1976 to 1978, and it still holds up as one of the purest examples of its era: a simple premise dressed up in chrome and danger. Jaime Sommers, played by Lindsay Wagner, gets rebuilt with bionic parts after a skydiving accident and is pressed into service for the Office of Scientific Intelligence. The show is a spin-off of The Six Million Dollar Man, and it shares the same network, the same boss in Oscar Goldman, and the same doctor, Dr. Rudy Wells. That connection is the engine of the whole series.

Jaime’s Body and What It Can Do

Jaime’s parts are smaller than Steve Austin’s, according to Oscar, and they cost less. She has a bionic right ear that lets her hear low volumes and distant sounds, a bionic right arm that bends steel, and bionic legs that push her past 60 miles per hour. She can jump great distances and run faster than cars on the highway. The show leans hard on those numbers, and they land with a kind of gleeful absurdity that the script never mocks.

The Missions and the Identities

Jaime’s work involves taking on new identities to get close to her targets. She dresses as a nun, a police officer, a college student, an air steward, a singer, and a professional wrestler. These disguises are where the show’s weakness shows: the plots tend toward the same shape, with Jaime getting captured, drugged, tied to a bomb, and then using her strength to break free. It is functional, but rarely surprising.

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The Cross-Overs With Austin

The most famous crossover is the two-part episode where Steve and Jaime face off against Bigfoot, Austin’s sometime friend and sometime enemy. Another arc, “Kill Oscar,” runs across three episodes, split between the two shows. Richard Anderson and Martin E. Brooks played their same characters on two networks at once, which is a small miracle of coordination for the time. The show also brings back the Fembots, a line of powerful robots, for a fight that stretches across several episodes.

The Weak Points

The writing does not always keep pace with the spectacle. Jaime’s personal life, her work at school, and her relationships get short shrift next to her missions. The villains tend toward the cartoonish, especially the aging nuclear scientist Elijah Cooper, whose plan to destroy all life on Earth with a doomsday device is more silly than threatening. The show also leans heavily on the same tropes of the spy genre: kidnapping, chloroform, drugged drinks, bombs tied to hands. None of it is bad, but none of it is fresh either.

Where It Lands

The Bionic Woman is a product of its time, and it plays like it. The effects are dated, the villains are broad, and the pacing is loose. But the core idea — a woman with power beyond human measure, doing dangerous work for a shadowy agency — holds a strange charm. Wagner sells it with a warmth that keeps the show from collapsing under its own camp.

The show is not subtle, and it does not try to be. That is both its strength and its flaw.

Key Facts Box
– Premiere: January 14, 1976
– Final episode: May 13, 1978
– Network: ABC (1976–1977), NBC (1977–1978)
– Episodes: 58 total
– Main cast: Lindsay Wagner, Richard Anderson, Martin E. Brooks
– Bionic stats: 60+ mph speed, 62+ mph recorded in “Doomsday Is Tomorrow”

Bionic Capabilities
– Bionic right ear: amplified hearing
– Bionic right arm: bends steel
– Bionic legs: run 60+ mph, jump great distances

The Bionic Woman is a guilty pleasure, a relic of a simpler time in television that still knows how to deliver a good chase and a bigger number. It earns a 7 of 10.

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