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SNL’s Weekend Update mocks Netanyahu’s trial, Xi’s war posture, and a nervous Dario Amodei

SNL's Weekend Update returns with jokes on Netanyahu's empty UN chamber, Xi Jinping, Tucker Carlson's movie reviews, and more.

By mitch·3 min read
Two late-night hosts sit at a desk delivering a joke while headlines about politics and technology surround them.

Colin Jost and Michael Che are back behind the SNL Weekend Update desk, and they wasted no time getting to work. Their first segment took on China’s Xi Jinping, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and a report that 20% of Gen Z have never had sex — all in one sketch.

The pair opened with Netanyahu’s UN General Assembly address, which drew protests over Israel’s war in Gaza. Che delivered the setup: “Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu addressed an almost empty chamber at the UN after delegates walked out in protest over Israel’s war in Gaza.” He followed with the punchline: “I guess wherever Netanyahu shows up, there’s gonna be some relocating.”

The audience groaned, and Che shrugged it off: “Now why did I think that’d end in a laugh.”

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Netanyahu’s Empty Chamber

Netanyahu’s speech at the UN was the anchor of the segment. Che’s line about “relocating” played on the idea that Netanyahu’s presence clears rooms.

Xi Jinping’s Visit

China’s Xi Jinping made headlines for visiting President Trump. Che and Jost treated it as a straightforward joke, working the contrast between the two leaders into the sketch without needing to explain who either man is.

Trump’s Helipad and Meta’s Muse

The segment also touched on Trump’s new helipad, Meta’s new AI agent Muse, and the Gen Z sex report. Each item got a quick shot before the camera moved on to the next target.

Tucker Carlson’s Movie Reviews

SNL split the segment into its own clips, and one of them featured Tucker Carlson (played by Jeremy Culhane). Carlson stopped by to review movies.

Dario Amodei’s AI Warning

Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei (played by Jane Wickline) appeared separately. His task was to struggle through a scene reassuring viewers that AI isn’t a threat to humanity — yet.

The Gen Z Sex Report

The 20% figure is the headline. Che and Jost treated it as a light, absurd headline rather than a serious social observation.

The Week’s Headlines

Che and Jost covered a lot of ground in a single sketch. Here is what made the cut:

  • Xi Jinping’s visit to President Trump
  • Netanyahu’s UN address amid Gaza protests
  • Trump’s new helipad
  • Meta’s new AI agent Muse
  • The report that 20% of Gen Z have never had sex

Each item gets a brief shot, then the camera moves on to the next headline.

The Clip Format

The clips are separate from the main sketch. They break out individual moments, which means viewers can watch Netanyahu’s empty UN chamber, Carlson’s movie reviews, and Amodei’s warning as standalone videos.

That structure gives the network a way to promote the segment across multiple channels. A single sketch becomes three or four pieces of content.

The Comparison Between Carlson and Amodei

Segment Subject Format
Tucker Carlson review Tucker Carlson (played by Jeremy Culhane) Movie reviews
Dario Amodei warning Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei (played by Jane Wickline) Reassuring AI isn’t a threat

The Bottom Line

Weekend Update’s return was sharp and funny. Che’s Netanyahu line landed well, and the segment worked because it moved fast, hit multiple targets, and let the performers play against each other.

The clip format means the jokes are available separately, which gives the network a way to promote the segment across multiple channels.

See the a run of 28 images at Mashable.

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