Movie Reviews4.5/10
Uncharted’s tagline promises boldness the film never delivers
Uncharted review: Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg chase Magellan's treasure in a 116-minute adaptation that never finds its heart.
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Every film we have scored, from 1980s horror to what is in cinemas now.
Movie Reviews8.1/10
Rian Johnson Stacks a Private Island With Suspects and Lets Daniel Craig Pick Them Apart
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery sends Daniel Craig's Benoit Blanc to a Greek island for a billionaire's murder game. Cast, twists, cameos and reviews.
Movie Reviews5.1/10
Mamma Mia! Is 18 Years Old and Still Refusing to Be Good
Mamma Mia! made $706.4 million and scored 5.1/10 with critics. A close read of the ABBA jukebox musical's cast, plot, and strange double life.
Movie Reviews4.4/10
Pearl Harbor at 4.4/10: Michael Bay’s War Film Keeps Stopping for a Romance
Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor runs 183 minutes, split between a love triangle and the Dec. 7, 1941 attack. Critics disliked it; audiences showed up anyway.
Movie Reviews7.1/10
Tropic Thunder Spent Its Budget on Explosions and Its Contempt on Everyone Watching
Tropic Thunder (2008) review: Ben Stiller's war-film satire, Robert Downey Jr.'s method actor, Tom Cruise's Grossman, and where the joke lands.
Movie Reviews5.1/10
Blake Lively Stays Young, the Movie Stays Shallow
A review of The Age of Adaline: Blake Lively plays a woman who stops aging at 29, but the film never asks what that costs her.
Movie Reviews4.1/10
Gerard Butler Holds the White House, but the Movie Around Him Doesn’t
Olympus Has Fallen review: Gerard Butler defends the White House in Antoine Fuqua's brutal 2013 siege thriller that hits hard but thinks little.
Movie Reviews2.3/10
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters: A Fairy Tale Turned Bloody, Dull Mercenary Romp
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters turned the Grimm fairy tale into a bloody 2013 action film with Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. Our review scores it 2.3/10.
Movie Reviews4.9/10
Terminator Salvation” Review: The Right Pieces, Assembled Into Something Inert”
Terminator Salvation review: Christian Bale as John Connor, Sam Worthington as Marcus Wright, and a post-Judgment Day war the film never quite delivers.
Movie Reviews7.3/10
Lilo & Stitch: A Small Story With an Alien in It
Lilo & Stitch (2002) review: Disney's Kauaʻi-set sci-fi comedy about an orphaned girl and her alien 'dog,' with its ʻohana heart and messy Federation plot.
Movie Reviews4/10
The Wachowskis Cast Mila Kunis as a Toilet-Scrubbing Heir to the Cosmos, Then Waste Her
Jupiter Ascending review: the Wachowskis' 2015 space opera wastes a universe-sized idea on inheritance law. A cleaning woman inherits Earth, but the film never earns it.
Movie Reviews4.1/10
Black Adam Review: A Franchise Launch That Mistakes Volume for Stakes
Black Adam (2022) review: Dwayne Johnson plays Teth-Adam in a DC film that mistakes volume for stakes. 4.1/10.