WRITTEN IN PLAIN AMERICAN ENGLISH.
About
CLAY TRIBUNE.
ShopCartAccount
Advertisement

Jupiter Ascending Review: Kunis Can’t Save This Messy Space Epic

A maid discovers she's a clone of royalty, yet the tale of destiny and blood never truly clears itself of fog.

By mitch·2 min read
A maid stands amid a field of stars, a queen's fate written across the heavens.

Jupiter Ascending wants to be a big space opera about destiny and royal blood, and it mostly fails. The movie spends its runtime trying to explain a convoluted plot involving royal lines, clones and a war across multiple galaxies, but the explanations never quite land.

Trailer, via Warner Bros..

A Plot That Never Clarifies

The story follows Jupiter, played by Mila Kunis, who lives as a maid on Earth until she learns she is actually a clone of a royal princess. Her discovery draws the attention of a powerful alien hunter named Caine, played by Channing Tatum, who tries to protect her from a villain played by Eddie Redmayne. The setup sounds promising, but the execution loses focus fast.

Advertisement

Kunis Carries What She Can

Kunis is the strongest element here. She grounds the sci-fi excess with a performance that reads as sincere rather than campy, even when the script asks her to fight impossible odds. Tatum gets less to do, mostly showing up to look handsome and throw punches. Redmayne is the worst of the trio, chewing scenery with a villain so over-the-top he tips the whole film into parody.

Wachowski Problems

The Wachowskis directed this, and their signature style is on full display: fast cuts, bright colors and a sense of spectacle that rarely connects to the characters it’s supposed to serve. That worked for The Matrix, but here it just feels like excess for its own sake. The pacing suffers too, with the middle act dragging while the ending rushes to wrap everything up.

Comparing the Leads

Lead Role Strength Weakness
Mila Kunis Jupiter Sincere, grounded Little room to grow
Channing Tatum Caine Handsome, physical Thin characterization
Eddie Redmayne Villain Over-the-top Worst of the trio

Key Numbers

  • Runtime: 142 minutes
  • Director: The Wachowskis
  • Score: 4.0/10
  • Main stars: Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Eddie Redmayne

Final Word

Jupiter Ascending is a mess, but not a fun one. The action sequences are hollow, the romance is thin, and the ending leaves more questions than answers. Kunis carries the film, but even she can’t save it from its own ambition. This is a movie that wanted to be a grand space epic and ended up a confused one.

The Notebook

Get the Notebook.

The day's best stories and every fresh verdict, in plain English, in your inbox by seven. One email a day, no more.

We send one note to confirm. Every issue has a one-click way out.

Film reviews
Advertisement

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

As an Amazon Associate, Clay Tribune earns from qualifying purchases.