
The Platform’s prison tower turns every inmate into a calculator of who to eat
A spoiler-heavy review of The Platform, Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia's 2019 Spanish thriller about a tower where food descends and the people above always eat first.

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A spoiler-heavy review of The Platform, Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia's 2019 Spanish thriller about a tower where food descends and the people above always eat first.

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