Movie Reviews5.3/10
‘Home Alone 3’ Pushes the Stakes Up but Can’t Keep Them There
A boy alone defends his house against four villains, while a chip of great value lies concealed within a toy car.
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Category: Movie Reviews
Every film we have scored, from 1980s horror to what is in cinemas now.
Movie Reviews5.7/10
The World Is Not Enough Review: Smarter Than Most, Dumber Than Good
A review of 'The World Is Not Enough,' Pierce Brosnan's third Bond outing, weighed for ambition against execution.
Movie Reviews2.8/10
Hitman: Agent 47 Review: A Reboot That Never Earns Its Number
A reboot of a beloved franchise that trades spectacle for substance, leaving audiences bewildered and unfulfilled.
Movie Reviews4.5/10
‘She’s the Man’: Amanda Bynes Dresses as Her Brother to Play Soccer, and It Works
A sister poses as her brother to play soccer at a school of boys, and a romance of mistaken identity ensues.
Movie Reviews3.4/10
Self/less Review: A Premise Too Hollow for Its Own Good
A billionaire's fatal secret: a body not his own, and the terror that follows when the past returns.
Movie Reviews5.5/10
Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle Review — Strong Cast, Weak Chase
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle review — the cast carries a thin plot, chasing two rings across beach, motorcycle race, and monastery.
Movie Reviews6.2/10
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome Trades the Open Road for a Desert Madhouse — and Mostly Pulls It Off
A grim tale of a desert trading post, its ruler, and the lone wanderer drawn into its terrible arena.
Movie Reviews3.3/10
‘The Longest Ride’: Two Love Stories, One Epic Tale That Never Quite Lands
A tale of two loves, one long ride: a review of Nicholas Sparks' The Longest Ride, a film that promises depth but delivers repetition.
Movie Reviews4.3/10
‘Hocus Pocus’ Review: Three Witches, One Candle, and a Cult Classic Born From Failure
Three witches, a cursed candle, and Salem's finest scare: Hocus Pocus reviewed, warts and all.
Movie Reviews6.1/10
Next Review: Nicolas Cage Sees the Future, but Can’t Save It
A prophet of time, doomed to see every disaster yet powerless to avert it.
Movie Reviews1.2/10
Nine Years Later, The Emoji Movie Still Earns Its 1.2/10
A tale of emojis trapped within a phone, chasing a villain through Candy Crush and Just Dance, wherein mirth and terror alike fall flat.
Movie Reviews7.3/10
‘Fantasia’: A Landmark of Sound and Image That Still Deserves Its Place
A review of Walt Disney's Fantasia, a 1940 animated anthology pairing classical music with animation, including a standout Sorcerer's Apprentice segment.