Prince’s 2009 album Lotusflow3r is a guitar record wrapped in a funk-rock body. It tries to do several things at once: pay tribute to his influences, show off his six-string skills, and prove he can still make a statement without radio support. The result is a sprawling, nine-track project that asks the listener to do the sorting. Some tracks hit hard. Others fade fast.
The record is not a tight, sequenced pop album. It is a collection of jams, ballads, and experiments that shift moods without warning. Prince is not chasing singles here. He is chasing the feel of a live set, where the guitar leads and the songs follow. That approach works when the material is strong, and it fails when the writing is thin.
Opening Moves: “(There’ll Never B) Another Like Me” and “Chocolate Box”
The title track opens the record with a six-minute funk strut. Prince spends the runtime telling you he is one of one, and the confidence carries the song. The guitar tone is sharp, the bassline is locked, and the chorus lands like a challenge. It is not the best track here, but it sets the tone: this is a man who knows exactly who he is.
“Chocolate Box” follows with a harder rock edge. The riff is chunky, the vocal delivery is playful, and the track shifts gears mid-stream. The transition is not always smooth, and the song feels like two ideas stitched together. It is fun but loose, and it hints at the structural inconsistency that runs through the rest of the record.
The Ballad Stretch: “Dance 4 Me,” “U’re Gonna C Me,” and “Here”
“Dance 4 Me” is the closest thing to a club track on the album. It is built on a synth pulse and a processed vocal effect, and it sounds like Prince testing electro-pop territory. The groove is undeniable, and the production is crisp, but the track feels like a sketch rather than a finished piece. You hear the idea, but you also hear the rush.
“U’re Gonna C Me” is the first real ballad. It is piano-led, tender, and restrained, and it shows a side of Prince that the rockers hide. The vocal is intimate, the melody is simple, and it is one of the few moments where the album slows down and breathes. It is a highlight because it is honest, not because it is flashy.
“Here” follows and keeps the slower mood. It is a gentle, synth-heavy love song that drifts rather than pushes. The problem is that it sounds a lot like the track before it. Two ballads in a row, both mid-tempo, both soft — the momentum stalls. “Here” is fine on its own, but in sequence, it blurs into the background.
Guitar Showcase: “Valentina” and “Better with Time”
“Valentina” is where Prince reminds you why he is considered a master of the instrument. The track is a slow-burning rocker with a solo that stretches and wails, full of bends and vibrato that sound like a man arguing with his guitar. It is the most guitar-forward moment on the record, and it earns its place. The song itself is not much more than a vamp, but the playing elevates it.
“Better with Time” is the other ballad, and it is the stronger of the two. The melody is more memorable, the arrangement is fuller, and the vocal performance feels more committed. It is a late-career love song that lands because Prince sounds like he means it. It is not a classic, but it holds up on repeat listens.
The issue is that these two tracks sit next to each other and share no mood. “Valentina” is a rocker, “Better with Time” is a ballad, and the whiplash is jarring. The sequencing is all over the place. Prince is not building a narrative; he is throwing tracks at the wall.
Closing Tracks: “Ol’ Skool Company” and “No More Candy 4 U”
“Ol’ Skool Company” is the longest track on the record at seven and a half minutes. It is a deliberate throwback, name-checking the sounds and styles that shaped him, and it grooves on a deep, low-end bassline. It is a jam, pure and simple, and it works because Prince lets it breathe. The solo section is loose and playful, and for a moment, the album feels like a live show.
But it also runs long. The track could lose two minutes and be stronger. The final track, “No More Candy 4 U,” is a short, odd closer that sounds like a demo. It is a spoken-word-style funk piece that feels unfinished, and it ends the album on a shrug rather than a statement. It is the weakest track on the record, and it leaves a sour taste.
The Verdict
The critical consensus on Lotusflow3r is that it is uneven, and that is accurate. The guitar work is consistently excellent, but the songs around it are hit and miss. As one review put it, “the guitar is the only consistent item in the album.” That is the core truth. Prince can always play, but he cannot always write.
The record is also a victim of its own format. Nine tracks, 47 minutes, and not a single one feels essential. There is no undeniable single here, no track that demands immediate replay. Instead, you get a collection of jams and ballads that require you to sort through them yourself. Another review noted that you should not buy the album “unless you’re willing to do the work of winnowing it down to the tracks you find enjoyable/passable.” That is the honest read.
Lotusflow3r is a record for completists and guitar fans. If you want to hear Prince stretch out and play, there is plenty to enjoy. If you want a cohesive album that flows from start to finish, this is not it. The highlights — “U’re Gonna C Me,” “Valentina,” “Better with Time” — are worth the time. The rest is filler that pads the runtime without adding much.
Prince made this record because he could, not because he had to. The freedom is audible, and so is the lack of editing. It is a messy, self-indulgent project that rewards patience and punishes casual listening. You have to dig for the good stuff, and the digging is part of the experience.
| Track | Length | Verdict |
|---|---|---|
| “(There’ll Never B) Another Like Me” | 6:02 | Strong opener |
| “Chocolate Box” | 6:14 | Fun but loose |
| “Dance 4 Me” | 4:58 | Sketchy |
| “U’re Gonna C Me” | 4:36 | Highlight |
| “Here” | 5:15 | Blends in |
| “Valentina” | 3:59 | Guitar showcase |
| “Better with Time” | 4:54 | Solid |
| “Ol’ Skool Company” | 7:30 | Overlong |
| “No More Candy 4 U” | 4:13 | Weakest track |
- Album: Lotusflow3r
- Artist: Prince
- Release year: 2009
- Tracks: 9
- Running time: 47 minutes
- Metacritic score: 68/100
It is a 6.8 out of 10. Not a failure, not a triumph — a mixed bag from a legend who could still play circles around almost anyone, but who forgot that a record needs more than chops. It needs songs.
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- (There’ll Never B) Another Like Me6:02
- Chocolate Box6:14
- Dance 4 Me4:58
- U’re Gonna C Me4:36
- Here5:15
- Valentina3:59
- Better with Time4:54
- Ol’ Skool Company7:30
- No More Candy 4 U4:13









