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Robin Williams Can’t Save Hook, But Hoffman’s Hook Is Delightful

A tale of a corporate lawyer who returns to Neverland, wherein Robin Williams cannot be the hero, and Hoffman alone saves the spectacle.

By mitch·5 min read
An adult Peter Banning stands before a shadowy forest of Neverland, a pirate ship glimmering upon the distant waters.

Steven Spielberg’s Hook is a strange beast. It’s a sequel to the most beloved children’s movie ever made, and it wants to be a grown-up version of that movie. It fails, and not just because it’s a terrible idea to remake Peter Pan as a drama about middle-age crisis. It fails because it can’t decide what it wants to be, and it keeps switching tones faster than a sitcom trying to find its footing.

The premise is simple enough. Peter Banning, now a corporate lawyer in New York, has forgotten his childhood adventures on Neverland. His two sons, Jack and Michael, are growing up fast, and their mother, Moira, is about to leave him. When Captain James Hook kidnaps the boys and takes them back to Neverland, Peter has to remember who he was and become the hero again. That’s the setup. What follows is a mess.

Trailer, via Sony Pictures Entertainment.

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Robin Williams and the Lost Boys

Robin Williams plays Peter Banning, and he’s the biggest problem in the film. Williams is a great comedian, but he’s not a great dramatic actor. He’s too loud, too broad, too cartoonish for a character who’s supposed to be grappling with mortality and memory loss. The movie keeps asking him to play both sides of that coin, and he can’t do it. The result is a performance that feels like a man doing a live-action version of a Pixar robot’s emotions.

The Lost Boys are also a problem. They’re supposed to be a gang of misfits who never grew up, but they’re played by actual adults dressed in tights. They look ridiculous, and the film doesn’t know what to do with them. Sometimes they’re comic relief. Sometimes they’re action heroes. Sometimes they’re just there to fill space.

“To die would be an awfully big adventure.”

That line, spoken by Peter in the original Peter Pan, sums up the spirit of the original story. In Hook, it’s never said. The movie replaces the magic of childhood with the banality of nostalgia, and the difference shows.

Dustin Hoffman’s Hook

Dustin Hoffman plays Captain James Hook, and he’s the only actor in the cast who seems to understand what kind of movie this is. Hoffman is a master of physical comedy, and he commits fully to the role. His Hook is a ham, a villain who loves the spotlight and the thrill of the chase. He’s also genuinely funny, even when the script around him is terrible.

The problem is that Hoffman’s performance is so good that it makes the whole movie feel like a waste. He’s the best thing in Hook, and that’s a sad statement.

The Plot That Doesn’t Work

The plot of Hook is a disaster. It’s a convoluted mess of a story that involves a prophecy, a magical sword, and a fight over a kingdom. There’s a villain named Smee who’s just a sidekick, and a fairy named Tinker Bell who’s barely in the movie. The pacing is all wrong. The stakes keep shifting. The resolution is a cheat.

The film spends way too much time on Peter’s domestic life in New York, showing him being a bad father and a bad husband. Then it jumps to Neverland, where the action should start. By the time the final battle happens, the audience has lost interest.

Robin Williams’s Son

The film also introduces a new character, a young boy named Robin Williams, who’s supposed to be Peter’s son. This is a joke, and it’s a bad one. Robin Williams is a famous actor, and the movie is making fun of him. It’s a cheap trick, and it doesn’t land. The character exists only to be a punchline, and that’s a shame.

The Visual Effects

The visual effects in Hook are dated, but they’re not terrible. The sets are elaborate, and the creatures are decent. The flying scenes are impressive for their time. But the CGI is clearly from the early 1990s, and it looks it. The film tries to recreate the magic of the original Peter Pan, but it falls short. The world of Neverland is smaller, more cramped, and less imaginative.

A Cast That Can’t Save It

The supporting cast is full of familiar faces. Bob Hoskins plays Mr. Darling, and he’s good. Maggie Smith plays Wendy, and she’s fine. Leonardo DiCaprio plays a young Peter, and he’s very young. None of them can save the movie. The writing is just too weak.

The Score

The music in Hook is a mix of orchestral and pop. The score is forgettable, and the songs are mostly filler. There’s a ballad called “If I Could Turn Back Time” that’s meant to be emotional, but it’s not. The film is full of songs, and none of them stick.

The Final Verdict

Hook is a failure on almost every level. It’s a sequel that doesn’t respect its predecessor. It’s a drama that doesn’t understand its characters. It’s a comedy that doesn’t know when to stop being serious. It’s a spectacle that doesn’t deliver on its promises.

There are moments where the film works. Dustin Hoffman’s Hook is a delight. The action sequences are watchable. The flying is impressive. But those moments are few and far between. The movie is a disappointment, and it’s a disappointment that’s easy to see coming.

Key Facts
Title: Hook
Year: 1991
Director: Steven Spielberg
Stars: Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Bob Hoskins, Leonardo DiCaprio
Score: 5.2/10

The movie is a mess, and it’s a mess that’s worth watching only for the Hoffman performance. Everything else is a letdown. It’s a shame, because Hook had a chance to be something special. Instead, it’s a bloated, unfunny, and forgettable sequel that nobody asked for.

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