Movie Reviews6.5/10
To All the Boys: Always and Forever Closes the Book on Lara Jean and Peter’s Romance
A tale of love and college, wherein a girl returns from Seoul and learns that endings are seldom what she planned.
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Movie Reviews3.1/10
The Blue Lagoon Review: A Tropical Paradise Ruined By Desire
A cook, a wreck, an island — this simple tale of survival was ruined by desire. A review of The Blue Lagoon.
Movie Reviews4/10
Pay It Forward Review: Trevor’s Chain of Favors Is Manipulation, Not Kindness
A boy's plan to change the world through favors spins out of control in this earnest, flawed drama.
Movie Reviews3.3/10
The Waterboy Review: Rage as a Gift, Not a Wound
A review of Adam Sandler's The Waterboy, a film whose hero's rage is treated as a gift rather than a wound.
Movie Reviews7.8/10
Spectral Review: Ten Years On, Its Ghosts Still Can’t Overcome a Weak Script
A tale of soldiers and unseen foes, wherein dread is promised yet never fully delivered.
Movie Reviews3/10
Twelve Years On, I, Frankenstein Still Can’t Decide Between Horror and Action
A monster, a demon prince, and a scientist locked in a battle neither side wins, in a tale of horrors gone awry.
Thirty-Seven Years On, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’s Final Scene Still Beats Every Adventure Movie
A tale of a holy relic, wherein a son and father cross a dread chasm and face a trial none may escape, thirty-seven years hence.
Movie Reviews5.3/10
‘Gnomeo & Juliet’: Gnomes, Lawnmower Races, and a Tagline That Knows It’s Silly
Gnomeo & Juliet review: clever premise, weak plot, strong voice cast, a fun but forgettable animated comedy.
Movie Reviews6.4/10
Jet Li and Jason Statham Face Off in War: A Flawed but Entertaining Action Thriller
A grim tale of vengeance: two masters of martial skill, bound in a feud of blood and treachery.
Movie Reviews4.2/10
Along Came a Spider Review: Soneji’s Big Scheme Never Pays Off
A retired psychologist chases a brilliant criminal who has kidnapped a senator's daughter in this taut, disappointing thriller.
Movie Reviews4.1/10
Sandra Bullock Can’t Save The Unforgivable From Its Own Slow-Paced Doom
A woman released from prison after twenty years searches for her estranged sister, in a slow, heavy-handed drama.
Movie Reviews4.7/10
Miley Cyrus Trades Fame for a Small Town in This 2009 Musical Comedy
A tale of a girl who hath all the world's riches yet lacks a common life, told in pictures that fail to satisfy.