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Expendables 3 Puts a Bigger Cast Through the Same Motions

The Expendables 3 review: Stallone's all-star sequel goes PG-13, adds Glen Powell and Antonio Banderas, and loses what made the franchise work.

By mitch·3 min read
Mercenaries stand together on a hilltop overlooking a distant island.

The Expendables 3 opens with a prison break and ends with a body count, and in between it makes a case for its own retirement. Patrick Hughes directed the 2014 film from a script by Creighton Rothenberger, Katrin Benedikt and Sylvester Stallone. It is the third entry in the franchise, after The Expendables (2010) and The Expendables 2 (2012).

Trailer, via Roadshow Films.

Conrad Stonebanks Comes Back From the Dead

The plot turns on a co-founder gone rogue. Barney Ross and his crew — Lee Christmas, Gunner Jensen, Toll Road — pull Doctor Death out of a dictator’s prison camp, then head to Somalia to intercept a bomb shipment. The arms trader behind it is Conrad Stonebanks, presumed dead and now determined to destroy the team. In the firefight, Stonebanks shoots Hale Caesar and drops a bomb from his helicopter. The Expendables retreat with Caesar severely injured.

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Mel Gibson plays Stonebanks. The tagline promises “New team. New attitude. New mission.” The film delivers the new team. It does not deliver much else.

Barney Disbands the Team and Goes to Las Vegas

CIA operative Max Drummer hands Barney a mission: capture Stonebanks for trial at the International Criminal Court for war crimes. Barney blames himself for Caesar, disbands the Expendables and leaves for Las Vegas. There he enlists Bonaparte, a retired mercenary turned recruiter, to find younger blood.

The recruits:

  • John Smilee, a former U.S. Marine
  • Luna, a nightclub bouncer
  • Thorn, a computer expert
  • Mars, a weapons expert

Sharpshooter Galgo asks in and gets turned down. The premise is old-school muscle against high-tech expertise, and the film states it outright rather than dramatizing it.

A Cast That Cannot Save the Script

The roster is the point, and it is enormous. Stallone, Jason Statham, Harrison Ford, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gibson, Wesley Snipes, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Kelsey Grammer, Glen Powell and Antonio Banderas all appear. Powell and Banderas are the new additions with the most to do.

New team. New attitude. New mission.

That is the tagline, and it is the whole idea. The film premiered in London on August 4, 2014, and Lionsgate released it theatrically on August 15, 2014. Unlike the first two films, it carries a PG-13 rating instead of an R. That change upset many fans of the franchise, and it shows on screen: the action is staged for a younger ticket-buyer than the one who made the first two films work.

The Leak and the Numbers

The Expendables 3 was leaked three weeks before its scheduled release. It grossed $214.7 million worldwide against an estimated $90–100 million budget. That made it the lowest-grossing film of the franchise until Expend4bles arrived on September 22, 2023.

The reviews were negative, and the box office followed. Neither is a mystery. A film built on the pleasure of watching aging action stars share a frame cannot afford to sand down the edges that made them worth watching. The PG-13 rating does exactly that. The new recruits are younger, faster and more tech-savvy, as advertised, and they are also interchangeable. Barney’s decision to fight old blood with new blood is the film’s most personal battle, and it lands with no weight because the new blood never becomes anyone.

The leak hurt, but leaks do not explain a $214.7 million gross on a $90–100 million budget for a franchise that once did better. The rating does more of the damage. Fans who wanted the R got a film that could not deliver it, and the cast list — Gibson, Ford, Schwarzenegger, Snipes, Banderas — reads like a promise the movie never keeps.

What actually matters here is the pattern. The Expendables 3 is the moment the franchise stopped being an event and became a scheduling exercise. The sequel, Expend4bles, confirmed it nine years later. This is the film where the idea ran out before the cast did.

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