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Wolfenstein’s Return Still Scares Players With Nazi Zombies After 25 Years

Blazkowicz returns to Castle Wolfenstein, fighting Nazis, zombies, and undead knights in a shooter that plays it safe.

By mitch·3 min read
A soldier faces undead creatures beneath a haunted castle at night.

William “B.J.” Blazkowicz escapes Castle Wolfenstein, and the world goes to war. Return to Castle Wolfenstein is a shooter built on the bones of Wolfenstein 3D, and it knows it. The game takes Blazkowicz back into the Third Reich, this time chasing a secret that crosses science, the occult, and the dead.

Inside the Campaign

The single-player campaign splits into seven missions, twenty-seven levels in total, and each mission opens with a briefing telling you what you need to do. Objectives vary from killing every enemy to finding a specific item to sneaking past guards without being detected. Levels are wide enough to reward wandering; hidden chests and side paths add small bits of gear and lore scattered across the map.

The arsenal is familiar ground for anyone who played the original. The Luger, the MP 40, the Mauser rifle with its scope, dynamite, grenades — they all return, along with newer additions like the Venom minigun and the Tesla Gun that fires electricity. Weapons have secondary modes too, like a scoped rifle or a grenade launcher that sends a projectile instead of firing normally.

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Damage lands where it hits, and a shot to the head counts for more than a hit to the chest. That matters when you are facing a boss or a group of enemies.

Stealth and the Dead

Stealth missions ask for patience. Guards move with their own routines, and triggering an alarm means the whole level turns against you. Notes, clipboards, and letters sit around the map, offering context on the SS Paranormal Division and its search for the resting place of the Dark Knight.

The story moves through Egypt, then Austria, then a village beneath an ancient church where the SS has dug deep into its catacombs. Zombies and undead knights rise from the ground, and the SS seals the entrance, trapping soldiers inside while Blazkowicz presses on anyway. The final stretch leads to the Defiled Church, where Professor Zemph performs a life essence extraction on a corpse.

Agent One dies from torture and electrocution in the castle’s dungeon, while Kessler, a member of the German resistance, meets Blazkowicz outside the village. The game leans on its characters rather than its writing, and the story stays mostly in service to the levels rather than the other way around.

What the Game Actually Is

  • Developer: Gray Matter Interactive, Westlake Interactive, Raster Productions, Splash Damage, Nerve Software
  • Publisher: id Software, Aspyr Media, Activision, Microsoft Game Studios
  • Platforms: Xbox, Linux, PC (Microsoft Windows), Mac, PlayStation 2
  • Modes: Single player, Multiplayer
  • Score: 6.8/10

Return to Castle Wolfenstein is a solid shooter, not a bold one. The levels are generous, the weapons feel satisfying, and the boss fights land. But the game does not push the shooter forward the way Wolfenstein 3D did. The story is thin, and the Nazi villains lean heavily on the same tropes the series has used for years.

The multiplayer component splits players into Axis and Allies, each side with its own objectives, and that mode holds up better than the campaign does. Players looking for a fresh take on the genre will find echoes of what came before rather than something new.

This is a competent reboot, not a reinvention. Blazkowicz gets his castle back, but the game around him plays it safe. The score stands at 6.8/10.

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