Movie Reviews7.2/10
Mary and Max Review: Letters Across an Ocean Carry Hoffman and Collette’s Sad, Brave Friendship
A tale of letters betwixt two souls, one a child and one a man grown old, whose friendship crosses an ocean without ever meeting.
CLAY TRIBUNE / THE ARCHIVE
Category: Movie Reviews
Every film we have scored, from 1980s horror to what is in cinemas now.
Movie Reviews2.7/10
‘Coyote Ugly’ Turns Women Into Commodity and Calls It Empowerment
A tale of a maiden who sells herself unto strangers for gain, yet finds her song neglected while her form is celebrated.
Movie Reviews5.2/10
Triple 9 Stacks Too Many Crimes Into One Messy Heist
A tale of thieves and cops ensnared in a web of deceit, wherein too many voices drown the single truth.
Movie Reviews6.7/10
Naomi Scott Carries Smile 2’s Messy Pop-Star Horror Premise
A pop star's career takes off while her mind falls apart — a tale of dread and possession that falls short of its premise.
Movie Reviews5.9/10
Fourteen Years On, Savages Still Struggles to Balance Two Strong Actors Against a Shaky Script
A tale of two friends and a girl they both love, betrayed by a cartel queen whose cruelty is only a dull noise.
Movie Reviews4.4/10
Shot-for-Shot Satire Loses Its Edge 18 Years On
A remake of a cruel satire wherein two youths force a family into games of torment, testing the audience's own cruelty.
Movie Reviews5.9/10
‘The Boat That Rocked’: Good Cast, Flabby Execution
A tale of pirates upon the sea, broadcasting forbidden tunes against a tyrannical government, wherein youth and love contend.
Movie Reviews5.4/10
Eddie the Eagle Lands a Record Jump but Never Soars
A tale of a small man who aimed high upon the hills, winning not gold but the hearts of all who watched.
Movie Reviews4.9/10
The 6th Day Has a Good Idea and a Weak Execution
A man learns his likeness has been copied, and must prove he is the true one among many doubles.
Movie Reviews4.5/10
Ten Years On, the Zombies Still Win Over Elizabeth Bennet’s Suitors
A tale of a lady warrior and her noble lover amid a plague of walking dead, whose romance and terror cannot be joined.
Movie Reviews4.8/10
‘Escape Room: Tournament of Champions’ Escapes Into Loud, Hollow Spectacle
A sequel of rooms wherein six strangers must survive one after another, yet none of them desire to be there.
Movie Reviews3.2/10
Eleven Years On, Sinister 2 Still Feels Like a Sequel Without a Soul
A deputy hunts a malevolent deity's curse upon a haunted farmhouse, yet the frights never earn their dread.