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Cosmic Joke Drop New Album Suburban Decay, Share Lead Track “No Threat”

LA hardcore band Cosmic Joke announce new album Suburban Decay, share lead single No Threat.

By mitch·3 min read
A punk rock band performs energetically on a dark stage with colorful lighting.

Cosmic Joke, the LA hardcore band who play fast and melodic, have announced a new album titled Suburban Decay. The record is due out in November, and it follows their 2024 debut LP and a guest-heavy covers EP released last year for wildfire relief. Today, the band shared the lead single “No Threat.”

The band takes cues from their melodic ’80s SoCal forebears. Their sound blends hardcore’s aggression with the melodic hooks of bands like the Descendents and Adolescents. That combination is exactly what makes “No Threat” worth hearing.

Sound Of “No Threat”

“No Threat” runs just shy of two minutes. It is a snotty singalong with tremendous walking basslines and a hearty breakdown that does not skimp on the pop appeal. The song invites listeners to bop around joyfully or angrily — the choice is yours.

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The breakdown lands hard, but it never loses the pop sensibility that defines the band’s approach. That balance is what sets Cosmic Joke apart from the standard hardcore pack. They are not just loud. They are catchy.

Band’s Run So Far

Cosmic Joke’s debut LP impressed Stereogum, and their wildfire relief covers EP featured contributions from a range of guests. Now comes Suburban Decay, a 12-track album that continues the band’s streak of snotty singalongs.

The album’s title, Suburban Decay, is the name of the record. The music itself stays fast and fun.

What We Know About The Album

Suburban Decay comprises 12 tracks, all built on the same Descendents/Adolescents template.

Here is what we know about the record so far:

  1. The album is called Suburban Decay.
  2. It is due in November.
  3. It features 12 tracks.
  4. The lead single is “No Threat.”
  5. It follows their debut LP and wildfire relief covers EP.

The song is short, which works in its favor. Two minutes is enough time to make a point and move on. There is no filler here, just a burst of energy that feels both familiar and fresh.

Our View On The Single

“No Threat” is a strong lead single. It captures everything that makes Cosmic Joke compelling: the speed, the melody, the anger, the joy. The walking basslines are particularly strong, and the breakdown lands with real force.

The song is short, which works in its favor. Two minutes is enough time to make a point and move on. There is no filler here, just a burst of energy that feels both familiar and fresh.

Release Plan

Cosmic Joke have a busy fall ahead. The album arrives in November.

The wildfire relief EP featured guest contributions. Suburban Decay looks set to continue the band’s run of snotty singalongs. That balance — the covers EP’s guest roster and the new album’s aggression — is what makes Cosmic Joke worth watching.

Cosmic Joke are a band worth paying attention to. They play hardcore like it is pop-punk, and they do it better than most. “No Threat” is a strong start to what looks like a strong album.

Source material: “Cosmic Joke Announce New Album Suburban Decay: Hear “No Threat”,” Stereogum.

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