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Panzer Paladin’s mech-and-monster platforming holds up, even if its NES worship doesn’t

Panzer Paladin review: Tribute Games' NES-style mecha side-scroller with Grit and Flame, a weapon triangle, and break-to-cast combat. Score: 7.9/10.

By mitch·4 min read
A tank named Paladin moves through a perilous course of enemies and hazards.

Tribute Games built Panzer Paladin for people who never stopped loving the NES. It is a side-scroller that borrows loudly and mostly earns it.

Trailer, via Nintendo of America.

A Meteor Lands Near Gauntlet HQ

A weapon-shaped meteor falls from space and hits Earth near Gauntlet’s headquarters in Canada. A Wendigo leads a demonic invasion out of it. Gauntlet’s answer is Paladin power armor, and the pilot is Flame, a rescue service android.

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Panzer Paladin launched for PC through Steam and Nintendo Switch in July 2020. PlayStation 4 and Xbox One versions arrived in June 2024. It is single player, 17 levels, and it draws on Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, Mega Man and Blaster Master.

Grit Hits Hard, Flame Moves Fast

You control Grit, a sentient mecha, or Flame, who can eject from it at any moment. Grit is slow and powerful. Flame is small and quick, carries a laser whip that strikes at range, siphons energy from power tanks to refill Grit’s health, and swings from ring hooks to reach new areas.

She cannot pick up weapons, and her health bar is much smaller than Grit’s. If Grit’s health drops to zero, Flame is ejected and the player is forced to play as her. That single rule gives every fight real weight.

The Weapon Triangle, Ranked

Combat runs on high-versus-low attacking and blocking, plus a rock-paper-scissors weapon triangle that adjusts your damage against whatever the enemy is holding. You seize melee weapons from defeated demons and turn them on their owners. Here is what the weapon systems actually give you, in order of how much they matter:

  1. Breaking a weapon on purpose to cast its stored spell — recovery, defense, ranged or screen-clearing attacks.
  2. Leaving a weapon on a pedestal to act as a checkpoint upon death.
  3. Throwing a weapon as a projectile for extra damage, which destroys it instantly.
  4. Holding onto a weapon and letting durability run out the slow way.

The first option is the one that changes how you play. Every good sword is a decision, not a possession.

Ravenous, the Weapon Keepers and the Horseman

The villains carry the game. Ravenous is a tall, bird-like dark prince who resembles a griffin. His Weapon Keepers draw on human myth and folklore — Anubis, Baba Yaga, Medusa.

Gauntlet’s supporting cast is thinner. Dr. Bloom runs Paladin research and development. Etch is the timid technical support member. The Director is unnamed but reputable. The Horseman, a stoic centaur-like figure, appears at random to fight Flame and Grit, sometimes helps them, and never explains his loyalties.

His intentions and loyalties remain mostly unclear, and that ambiguity is the most interesting thing the game leaves open.

What the 8-Bit Look Costs

The pixel work is confident. But 17 levels is a long run for a game built on picking things up and losing them. Durability systems only work when the game keeps handing you something worth sacrificing, and the spell-on-break mechanic pays off only if you are willing to destroy your best blade at the right moment.

That is a real choice. It is also a choice the game asks you to make constantly.

What Panzer Paladin Gets Right

Panzer Paladin knows what it is. It takes Zelda II’s stance system, Blaster Master’s eject mechanic and Breath of the Wild’s fragility, then welds them to a mecha-versus-demons premise.

The two-body structure is the strongest idea in it. Switching between Grit and Flame is not a gimmick you forget; it is how you solve levels. The weapon triangle gives every encounter a reason to think before you swing.

What holds it back is scope. The cast around Flame and Grit is functional rather than memorable, and the Horseman’s unclear loyalties are the least resolved thread in the game. The 8-bit presentation leaves the mechanics carrying a lot of weight.

For players raised on the NES who want that feeling back with modern systems underneath, this is the one. For everyone else, the break-to-cast loop is the reason to stay.

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