Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) explains the vampire-Lycan war no one asked about, and does it badly. A 92-minute prequel that adds nothing.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra review: a $175M toy-line blockbuster that grossed $302.5M but scored just 3.2/10 — loud, expensive, and incoherent.
A review of Alex Proyas's 2009 thriller Knowing, starring Nicolas Cage as an astrophysicist decoding a time capsule's deadly numbers.
The Blind Side won Sandra Bullock an Oscar and $309M, but Michael Oher's 2023 conservatorship claim changes what its warmest scenes mean.
A review of The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009): Kristen Stewart's grief, Taylor Lautner's breakout, and why the film lands at 6 of 10.
Guy Ritchie's 2009 Sherlock Holmes can't decide between grimy mystery and bare-knuckle action, and that indecision costs it. Our review scores it 5.7/10.
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