Movie Reviews3.3/10
‘The Longest Ride’: Two Love Stories, One Epic Tale That Never Quite Lands
A tale of two loves, one long ride: a review of Nicholas Sparks' The Longest Ride, a film that promises depth but delivers repetition.
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Movie Reviews4.3/10
‘Hocus Pocus’ Review: Three Witches, One Candle, and a Cult Classic Born From Failure
Three witches, a cursed candle, and Salem's finest scare: Hocus Pocus reviewed, warts and all.
Movie Reviews6.1/10
Next Review: Nicolas Cage Sees the Future, but Can’t Save It
A prophet of time, doomed to see every disaster yet powerless to avert it.
Movie Reviews1.2/10
Nine Years Later, The Emoji Movie Still Earns Its 1.2/10
A tale of emojis trapped within a phone, chasing a villain through Candy Crush and Just Dance, wherein mirth and terror alike fall flat.
Movie Reviews5.1/10
‘How to Be Single’ Review: Six Singles, One Messy Party
A tale of six New York singles seeking love amid loneliness, told through comedy, heartbreak, and a sincere heart.
Movie Reviews6.1/10
Addams Family Values Adds a Baby Named Pubert and a Killer Nanny — Here’s How It Plays Out
A grim tale of a monstrous brood, a nanny of evil intent, and a babe they would see slain, in this dark comedy of gothic horror.
Movie Reviews5.8/10
Tom Hardy Anchors Lawless, But Its Slow Middle Weighs Down the Story
A grim tale of moonshine, corruption, and vengeance in 1931 Virginia, wherein the lawless become heroes.
Movie Reviews2.2/10
‘The Last Song’: A Turtle Nest Trumps the Teen’s Growth
A teen returns to her estranged father's town, where a turtle nest steals the spotlight from the romance and family drama.
Movie Reviews2.9/10
Aliens vs Predator: Requiem Review — A Premise Wasted on Bad Execution
A Predator comes to Earth to clean up an Alien outbreak, but the film's bad lighting, fragmented editing, and wasted premise make it a failure.
Movie Reviews2.5/10
‘A Cinderella Story’: A Failure of Execution
A Cinderella Story review: a simple premise, a stretched dance, and stereotypes dressed as people. A failure.
Movie Reviews6.7/10
T2 Trainspotting Review: Renton Returns Home as Old Friends Face Their Demons
A sequel reunites a crew of old friends, each still bound by the sins of youth, in a tale of betrayal, ruin, and a brothel scheme.
Helen Mirren Plays a Poisonous Patricia Highsmith While Alden Ehrenreich Seduces Her in A Talent for Murder
A Talent for Murder review: Helen Mirren and Alden Ehrenreich deliver a twisted, sexy thriller inspired by Patricia Highsmith's world.