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House of Wax Review: A Killer, Some Wax, and No Scare Left Behind
A tale of wax and terror wherein a museum's master traps his prey within lifelike figures, yet the fright proves feeble.
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Movie Reviews6.4/10
Friday the 13th Review: A Killer, Eight Victims, and One Score That Mostly Works
A grim camp tale of unseen terror, wherein youth perish one by one ere dawn. A review of the classic horror film.
Movie Reviews5.4/10
Memoirs of a Geisha: Beautiful to Look At, Empty Inside
A tale of a girl sold into servitude in Gion, whose beauty cannot redeem a hollow heart nor mend a wounded land.
Movie Reviews4.5/10
‘The Scorpion King’: A Legend’s Origin Story That Never Quite Earns Its Ambition
A peasant of Akkad swears vengeance upon Memnon, and the desert yields neither mercy nor legend.
Movie Reviews7.9/10
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Review: Shadow Brings the Dark to Team Sonic
Sonic 3 brings Shadow into the fold, darkening the franchise without losing its family-friendly charm. Ben Schwartz, Jim Carrey, and Keanu Reeves deliver.
Movie Reviews4/10
28 Years On, Deep Impact Still Gets the Comet Right — and the Grief Wrong
A comet threatens Earth, yet Deep Impact's tale of terror and hope never fully coalesces into greatness.
Movie Reviews3.1/10
Happy Gilmore Review: 400-Yard Swings, No Sense of Humor
A man with a great blow upon the green, whose fury and scorn bring laughter, yet leave little else behind.
Movie Reviews5.4/10
Will Smith and Martin Lawrence Chase Down a Ghost in Bad Boys: Ride or Die
Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett return to clear the name of the late Captain Howard in a chase across Miami that never quite earns its stakes.
Movie Reviews8.9/10
‘Nomadland’ Review: Frances McDormand Finds Freedom on the Road
A review of Nomadland, Chloé Zhao's quiet masterpiece about elderly vagabonds, starring Frances McDormand.
Movie Reviews3.5/10
Event Horizon Review: A Haunted House in Space That Forgets to Lock the Door
A haunted house in space: Event Horizon's clever premise falters amid cheap gore and a rushed, unanswered ending.
Movie Reviews4.3/10
Mia’s Royal Engagement Race Never Finds Its Groove
A princess must wed within the month to rule, yet the scheme of a villain and a noble lover threaten her very throne in this royal comedy.
Movie Reviews3.3/10
Jafar’s Revenge Stays Trapped in Its Own Lamp After 32 Years
A lamp sealed shut, a villain's hunger for revenge never truly closed. A tale of a parrot's cunning, a thief's folly, and a prince's restless spirit.