
9 Review: A Striking Idea Held to 79 Minutes
Shane Acker's 9: a rag doll wakes in a dead world. A striking idea, a strong voice cast, and 79 minutes that never quite become the film its opening promises.


Shane Acker's 9: a rag doll wakes in a dead world. A striking idea, a strong voice cast, and 79 minutes that never quite become the film its opening promises.

Underworld: Blood Wars, the fifth and final franchise film, runs 91 minutes and never finds its reason. A review of the 2017 Kate Beckinsale sequel.

Mike Flanagan turned Stephen King's supposedly impossible novel into a Netflix horror hit, with Carla Gugino pinned to a bed for 104 tense minutes.

Safe House (2012) review: Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds chase a conspiracy through Cape Town in a thriller with great stars and a weak script.

Secret Window (2004) review: Johnny Depp, Stephen King, and a thriller that's competent, watchable, and entirely forgettable. Rated 4.6 of 10.

A review of Brothers (2009), the Jim Sheridan remake starring Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman, with two Golden Globe nominations.

Jennifer Lawrence plays a broke Montauk bartender paid a Buick to date a rich couple's shy son in the raunchy class comedy No Hard Feelings.

Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt star in The Fall Guy, a stuntman action-romance that's fun but flopped at the box office. Our review: 7.3/10.

Thunderbolts* review: Florence Pugh's Yelena leads Marvel's misfit team through a Kuala Lumpur death trap and a Watchtower finale that sets up the New Avengers.

Bicentennial Man review: Robin Williams plays a robot across 200 years in Chris Columbus's bloated 1999 sci-fi drama that never earns its own idea.

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) explains the vampire-Lycan war no one asked about, and does it badly. A 92-minute prequel that adds nothing.

Jigsaw (2017), the eighth Saw film, brings back Tobin Bell as John Kramer for a soft reboot of barn traps, detectives and a $10 million budget.
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