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The Old Guard Review: Top-Tier Action, Bottomless Immortality

A warrior who cannot die gathers a band of immortal fighters to face a scientist who would weaponize their gifts.

By mitch·7 min read
A warrior clad in armor stands upon a high cliff beside ancient ruins, sword raised towards the setting sun.

The Old Guard opens with a soldier who can’t die. Andy (Theo James) gets shot in the head, wakes up, and walks away. That’s the whole premise of the movie, and it takes about five minutes to establish. Then the film spends the next two hours following Andy around the world as he tries to understand why he can’t die.

The Old Guard is a Netflix original directed by Gina Prince-Bythewood, best known for Love & Basketball. The script comes from Greg Rucka, who wrote the comic book series on which the film is based. It stars Charlize Theron as Nile, a warrior who has lived for centuries and has watched every civilization rise and fall without aging a day.

The setup is simple: there are people who don’t age, don’t heal normally, and can’t be killed. They’ve been around since ancient Egypt, and they’ve spent the intervening millennia hiding in plain sight. Now Andy has stumbled into their world, and they’re trying to figure out whether he’s a threat or a new recruit.

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Trailer, via Netflix.

Nile’s World

Nile is the leader of the group, and Theron plays her with a cool, controlled menace. She’s a professional killer who has seen everything and feels nothing. When she’s not fighting, she’s reading poetry and drinking whiskey. The contrast is the point: this is a woman who has survived by being cold, but the film wants us to see that she still has a heart underneath.

The supporting cast is a ragtag bunch. Copley (Yara Shahidi) is the tech expert, a young woman who can hack anything and who carries the emotional weight of the group. Kidd (Marwan Kenzari) is the muscle, a former mercenary who joined the team after a failed assassination attempt. Mahdi (Luca Argenteri) is the newest member, a young man from Afghanistan who was raised by monks and has superhuman strength. And then there’s Andy, the newcomer who doesn’t know what he’s gotten himself into.

The film introduces each character through brief scenes that show their backstory. Copley lost her father to a terrorist attack. Mahdi was captured and tortured. Andy survived a war that should have killed him. These moments are meant to humanize people who could easily be ciphers, and they mostly work. The group feels like a real unit, not a collection of plot devices.

The Fight Scenes

The action sequences are the reason anyone is watching The Old Guard, and they are the film’s strongest element. Prince-Bythewood directs with a kinetic energy that recalls her earlier work, and the fights are fast, brutal, and frequently beautiful. The choreography is by Donnie Yen, who also appears as a villain, and it shows. The sword work is precise, the stunts are elaborate, and the editing is tight enough that you can follow the action even when three people are attacking at once.

The film doesn’t waste time on exposition. When the group is attacked by mercenaries, the fight begins immediately, and the camera follows the movement rather than cutting to reaction shots. This is a movie that trusts its audience to keep up, and it pays off. The action is not just spectacle; it’s storytelling.

There is one sequence in particular that stands out. Nile faces off against a group of attackers in a narrow alley, and the camera stays locked on her as she moves from one foe to the next. The fight is over in seconds, but it feels like a marathon. Theron sells every blow, and the precision of the choreography makes the violence feel earned rather than gratuitous.

The Science Problem

The problem with The Old Guard is that it never explains the science behind immortality. The characters can regenerate, but they don’t age. They don’t get sick. They don’t need to eat. They can survive being shot, stabbed, burned, and drowned. None of this is addressed in any meaningful way.

The film gestures at a cure, a serum that might allow the immortals to finally die. But the mechanics of their condition remain opaque. This isn’t a fatal flaw for everyone, but it does mean the stakes are less personal than they could be. We care about these people, but we don’t understand why they exist.

The closest the film comes to an explanation is a brief conversation between Nile and Andy. Nile admits that she doesn’t know why they live, and she wonders if it’s a punishment or a gift. It’s a philosophical question, but it doesn’t answer the practical ones. Why do they heal? What happens to their bodies over centuries? The film raises these questions and then leaves them dangling.

The Emotional Core

The Old Guard is at its best when it’s quiet. There’s a scene near the middle where Nile and Andy sit on a rooftop in Greece, looking at the sea. They talk about death, about purpose, about what it means to live forever. It’s a moment of genuine tenderness, and it’s the clearest expression of what the film is trying to do.

Theron plays this scene with a vulnerability that’s rare in her work. Nile has spent centuries alone, and she’s not used to having someone around who cares. The scene is brief, but it lands.

The film also explores the cost of immortality. The immortals have seen empires rise and fall, and they’ve watched friends die. They’ve outlived everyone they loved, and that loneliness is a constant presence. The film doesn’t romanticize their condition; it treats it as a burden.

The Villain Problem

The villains are the weakest link in The Old Guard. Matthias Schoenaerts plays the main antagonist, a scientist who has been studying the immortals for years. He wants to weaponize their abilities, and he’s willing to kill to get what he wants. But the character is flat. He’s a maniac, but he’s not interesting.

The film also introduces a second villain, a former ally of the immortals who has turned against them. This character is more complex, but the film doesn’t spend enough time with her to make her fully realized. Both villains exist to push the plot forward, and neither adds much beyond that.

The final act is a chase across Europe, with the immortals trying to stop the villains from releasing the cure. The action is fun, but the stakes are muddled. We’re supposed to care about the cure, but the film hasn’t spent enough time showing us why. The climax is satisfying in the moment, but it doesn’t leave much of an impression.

The Supporting Cast

Shahidi and Kenzari both give strong performances, but they’re typecast. Shahidi plays the smart girl who’s underestimated, and Kenzari plays the angry man who’s trying to find peace. Neither role is particularly deep, but both actors commit to them.

Argenteri is the wild card. His Mahdi is a force of nature, and his physicality is a joy to watch. He’s the youngest member of the group, and the film uses him to show the contrast between the immortals and the living. When he’s on screen, the film feels alive in a way it doesn’t when it’s focused on the older characters.

The chemistry between the group is the film’s secret weapon. They’ve been together for decades, and they move like a family. The scenes where they bicker and banter are some of the best in the movie. It’s a small victory, but it’s a real one.

The Running Order

Here’s how the film breaks down:

Act Sequence
Opening Andy is shot and survives
Act One Nile finds Andy and brings him to the group
Act Two The group explains their history and the cure
Act Three The villains capture the group
Act Four Andy escapes and leads the rescue
Climax The final battle in Greece

The pacing is solid. The film doesn’t drag, and it doesn’t rush. It knows when to hold a beat and when to cut. The schedule holds together, and the film moves from one set piece to the next without losing momentum.

The Verdict

The Old Guard is a competent, occasionally brilliant action movie that falls short of greatness because it’s afraid to commit to its own ideas. The action is top-tier, the cast is excellent, and the emotional core is sincere. But the science is a black box, the villains are forgettable, and the ending is rushed.

It’s worth watching for the fights alone, but it’s better than that. The relationships between the characters are the real draw, and the film does a good job of making us care about people who have lived for centuries.

  • Charlize Theron delivers a career-best performance as Nile
  • The action sequences are some of the best in recent memory
  • The supporting cast is a real ensemble, not a collection of sidekicks
  • The film raises philosophical questions but never answers them
  • The villains are thin and uninteresting
  • The ending feels rushed and unsatisfying
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