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Three Kings Review: Clooney, Wahlberg, Ice Cube and Jonze Steal Kuwait’s Gold in a War Zone

A war film of greed, gold, and survival in the desert, where four soldiers fight for freedom amid a heist gone wrong.

By mitch·5 min read
Four soldiers cross a vast desert, with a map of gold and a distant border ahead.

“Three Kings” is a war film that refuses to play by the rules. It is a black comedy, a heist movie, a satire, and a tragedy, all wrapped in the chaos of the 1991 Gulf War. The film follows a group of American soldiers who stumble upon a map leading to a cache of stolen Kuwaiti gold and decide to steal it. What starts as a simple mission of greed becomes a desperate fight for survival, freedom, and the right to be human in a war zone.

Trailer, via Warner Bros. Rewind.

The Four Soldiers

The film is a masterclass in tone. It is funny, brutal, and heartbreaking in the same shot. George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube, and Spike Jonze play Archie Gates, Troy Barlow, Chief Elgin, and Conrad Vig, four soldiers from very different backgrounds who come together under the pressure of war. The chemistry between them is the engine of the film. Clooney’s Gates is a career soldier close to retirement, bored and disillusioned with the war. Wahlberg’s Troy is a family man with a wife and baby back home, and a quiet desperation. Ice Cube’s Chief is a baggage handler from Detroit who believes he is protected by a ring of “Jesus-fire.” Spike Jonze’s Conrad is a jobless, semi-literate soldier from a group home in Dallas who idolizes Troy.

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The ensemble works because Russell trusts all four actors. Chief’s belief in his protective ring is played straight, but the film never mocks him. Conrad’s idolization of Troy is played with genuine warmth, not as a joke. Troy’s desperation is played with restraint, and Clooney’s Gates is the most complex character on screen. He is bored, but he is also a man of duty, and his disillusionment with the war is not a flaw, it is a character arc.

The Heist That Goes Wrong

The film’s structure is a heist gone wrong. The soldiers find the gold, but they are not the only people who want it. The Kuwaiti prisoners they release, led by Amir Abdullah, are also running a war, and the Americans become their allies. The heist turns into a rescue mission, and the rescue mission turns into a fight for survival. The film’s climax is a minefield, a gas attack, and a firefight that changes everything. The soldiers are not the heroes of their own story. They are the pawns of a much larger conflict.

The film is politically pointed, but it is not preachy. It does not lecture the audience about the war. It shows the war through the eyes of people who are not part of the decision-making process. The Americans are not the good guys. They are soldiers, and they make mistakes. They kill people. They get captured. They make bad calls. The film’s tagline, “It’s good to be king,” is a lie. The film is about the cost of power, and the cost of trying to take it.

Russell’s Direction

Russell’s direction is confident and cinematic. He uses the desert as a character. The sand, the heat, the dust, and the sun are all part of the story. The film is not realistic, but it is not cartoonish. It is a stylized version of the war that still feels real. The action scenes are chaotic, not choreographed. The soldiers are not soldiers. They are men running, crawling, and firing guns. They are not heroes, they are people.

The film’s score is a mix of rock and roll, Arabic music, and silence. The soundtrack is not a collection of famous songs. It is a mood. The film is scored, not songified. There are no pop songs over the opening credits. There is no theme song. There is just the sound of war.

The Middle Section

The film’s weakness is its pacing. The middle section drags. The heist takes too long to happen. The soldiers spend too much time searching for the gold, and the tension dissipates. The film is 114 minutes long, and the middle 40 minutes are filler. The film is at its best when it is moving, and at its worst when it is waiting.

The Cheating Ending

The film’s ending is a cheat. The soldiers get out, but they do not get out cleanly. They make a deal with the rebels, and they cross the border. The film ends with a shot of the soldiers walking into the desert, and the camera pulls back to show the size of the desert. It is a beautiful shot, but it is a cop-out. The film does not resolve the conflict. It just stops.

The film’s politics are that of a man who served in the war. Russell is not anti-war in the way that some films are. He is not pro-war in the way that some films are. He is a man who believes that war is a mistake, and that the people who fight it are not the ones who should be blamed. The film is a love letter to the soldiers, and a criticism of the generals.

The Legacy of “Three Kings”

The film’s legacy is that of a cult classic. It was not a commercial failure, but it was not a blockbuster. It made $107.7 million against a $48 million budget. That is a modest success. The film is now a staple of late-night cable television, and it is a film that is always available to watch. It is a film that you can watch when you are bored, and it is a film that you can watch when you are interested.

The film is a masterpiece of genre. It is a comedy, a war film, and a heist movie, and it works on all three levels. The film is a work of art, and it is a work of entertainment. It is a film that you can watch with your friends, and a film that you can watch alone.

The film’s final score is 9.4 out of 10. That is a perfect score, and it is deserved.

Event Time
The film was released in the United States October 1, 1999
The film was released in Australia January 13, 2000
The film’s budget $48 million
The film’s gross $107.7 million
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