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Secret Life of Pets Review: Competent, Not Memorable

A tale of dogs, cats, and other beasts who converse whilst their masters are absent, full of charm yet wanting substance.

By mitch·3 min read
Two dogs sit together beside a window, gazing upon the distant city below.

The Secret Life of Pets is a film about dogs, cats, hamsters and birds talking to each other while their owners are away. It is also, in its quieter moments, a film about loneliness and the small ways animals make their own families. That split is the movie’s problem and its charm.

Trailer, via Illumination.

The Voice Cast

The film gathers a large cast of animals, each voiced by a familiar face. Louis C.K. voices a dog named Max, who lives a comfortable life until his owner brings home a second dog. Kevin Hart voices a hyperactive terrier named Duke, who becomes Max’s rival. Ellie Kemper voices a golden retriever named Gidget, and Lake Bell voices a cat named Chloe. Each performer gets a chance to lean into a specific energy, though the film itself rarely finds a reason to let that energy breathe.

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The Problem With The Story

The plot is simple. Max is jealous of the new dog, and he joins forces with a group of stray animals to save his owner from a plot involving a cat named Snowball. The setup is fine. The execution drags. Scenes built around a hamster, a bird and a lizard trying to cross New York City are meant to be funny, but they land as filler, and the film never quite explains why these characters matter beyond the fact that they exist.

The Good Parts

There are flashes of genuine warmth here. A scene where Max learns what his owner really thinks of him is unexpectedly touching. The film’s treatment of animals as social creatures, with their own hierarchies and friendships, carries a kernel of something true. These moments are few, but they’re enough to keep the movie from collapsing entirely.

  • The voice cast is a selling point, even when the script doesn’t give them much to do.
  • The New York City setting is used well visually, even when the jokes miss.
  • The emotional payoff with Max is earned, despite everything else feeling rushed.

What’s Missing

The film never fully commits to its premise. It treats the animals’ conversations as a joke rather than a world. This keeps the stakes low and the humor thin. The film also leans too heavily on chase scenes and sight gags, trusting spectacle over character.

The Secret Life of Pets isn’t a bad film. It’s a competent one that never quite figures out what it wants to say. The voice work is strong, the animation is bright, and there are a handful of scenes that stick. But the plot is thin, the pacing is uneven, and the jokes often miss. As a family film, it’s forgettable; as a comedy, it’s a miss. It’s a film that knows how to draw a smile but not how to earn one.

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